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At least Michael Jordan had the decency to be the degenerate gambler himself and not encourage others.
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the joke is, Helen (of Troy) & twin sister Clytemnestra were hatched from a single egg.
yes: an egg.
these are mythological figures. these are bastard children of Zeus who, in the shape of a swan, raped a mortal woman named Leda.
fretting over whether a mythological figure should have the white skin of a Texas cheerleader or Fox Newsgirl is so, so T***p/MAGA.
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the publicist of the woman gassing the atmosphere with her private jets literally being named Tree Pain has convinced me that we live in a simulation created by a really uncreative person
Taylor Swift's longtime publicist, Tree Paine, really is THAT girl and you cannot tell me otherwise. 😮💨😮💨😮💨 📸: GC Images
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Ronald Reagan: “You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman…But Anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American…This, I believe, is one of the most important sources of America's greatness.”🇺🇸
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inconveniencing thousands upon thousands of ordinary people and countless local businesses on a holiday weekend for something so gauche, inconsequential and tacky…..ooh it gets under my skin man
A permit has been filed with New York City to close the streets around Madison Square Garden from July 2nd to midday July 4th for an event on July 3rd widely rumored to be Taylor Swift's wedding to Travis Kelce, according to the New York Times.
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This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽♀️
Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.
We’re honored to announce MLB has named Polymarket as their Exclusive Prediction Market Exchange Partner.
Polymarket 🤝 MLB
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Welcome Back - Five! 🖐🏼🖐🏼🖐🏼
“Scrubs” returned to ABC last week after 16 years, drawing 11.4 million viewers in the five days following its premiere. Much of the show’s original audience appears to have tuned in for the reboot.
variety.com/2026/tv/news/scr…
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RT @mehdirhasan: Why not also share the scenes of parents trying to find the dead remains of their primary school children in Iran today, h…
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Forrest Gump ran toward danger in Vietnam. Your boss ran to his podiatrist crying bone spurs.
Petty insults at the expense of people with disabilities won't change the fact that you're risking troops' lives to boost Chevron's stock price.
It's my job to hold you accountable.
Watching Tammy Duckworth obsessively interrupt Marco Rubio during this hearing is like watching Forest Gump argue with Isaac Newton.
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This is a lie.
Even if I had ordered this, the MPLS police department would never follow an order from me.
Do better. Go fuck a couch.
How about federal law enforcement. Should they feel safe calling 911? Right now, they don't, because you've told your police officers not to help them.
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