Creation is the highest form of intelligence. Gym, Brew, Write.
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Just come out of the closet already! Sheesh. It’s always the loudest MAGAs/evangelicals who are closeted. Just don’t touch kids, that’s all we’re asking.
I love the progression!
1) let’s sell alcohol in the stadium ✅
2) green light woke, feel good story to distract from the nightmarish schedule remaining✅
3) pray alcohol doesn’t inspire fans to verbally assault this grown man dancing at a football game as a cheerleader. ✅
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This morning, I spoke with my good friend Mitch McConnell, the senator who was recently hospitalized. We talked for 20 minutes on Nebraska football, American brown ales, and MAGAs all being pedophiles. He also said evangelicals are not a real religion but a subcategory of hate.
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“We're so different. I was just some punk rock kid from Bakerline and you're Superman."
Jfc…who wrote this cringeworthy line? Was the point to make Lois a narcissistic poser? lol punk rock wtf
@superman, @JamesGunn, @warnerbros
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Interesting read especially if you ask Grok about it and watch it lie:
yahoo.com/finance/economy/po…
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Moron journalist thinks Chili shouldn’t have water in it. Can’t wait to hear them complain about water in beer next: mashed.com/632926/canned-chi…
#idiottakes #badjournalism #weird
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Like using a comic book to prove Spiderman is real. Nothing crazier than an evangelical megachurch grifter.
Obviously, dude. It's right there in John 3:16.
Beating death was a pretty important part of big J's mission when He was here the first time. (Kind of goated if you ask me.) (Multiple attestation from people who were alive during Jesus's lifetime btw.) (Better, earlier, and more reliable text documentation than Ghenghis Kahn or Alexander the Great btw.)
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The most unrealistic part of #Projecthailmary are the scenes with students in a classroom paying attention during class and not on their phones.
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Called this shit months ago
The Russian bot farms masquerading as slightly more intelligent maga voters are working overtime lately! #trump #ElonMusk #EpsteinList
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