I only like me..., you should too - just do it! Pronouns: Homie / Bro / Pal

Peoples Republic of Kalifornia
OK, it's time to change the conversation just a little. Take a hint:
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Some people will think this is an invitation to a 3-some, those people could be...
Replying to @BrunusCutis
Of course you are Dave. You need to plan a trip out to Arkansas to see me and Kristin.
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The Fed says Housing Affordability is at a 21-year LOW! The Independent says that nearly HALF of homeowners feel "trapped" in our low interest rate mortgages. That combination is leading to fewer sales and slightly lower (still high) prices. Who feels "stuck" in their home??
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Dafuq?!? Bee's been hacked y'all...
Sober October? Anyone? Let’s get together, make a dm group, do the sober thing!
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BrownSkin retweeted
Fuck all y'all Imma make chili this weekend, with beans, as God intended
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Fuck all y'all Imma make chili this weekend, with beans, as God intended
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Stick!
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Word for effin' word what Donk said:
Situational awareness, people! Can't just stand around with your nose and your phone and expect to get through the evening unscarred. There's a lot of crazy shit out there. You need to be aware of when it's coming right at you.
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OK seriously, if you were an invading horde of goatfuckers and you saw the 'fighting men' of that country doing this... would you stop??
Men STRUT IN THONGS at PARIS FASHION WEEK as FRANCE BURNS
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Look man, I ain't ghey but that boy don't need no pocket up front... nohomo!
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Brain damage...
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Happy birthday, Dillow!
Why are people wishing my happy birthday. I appreciate it. Im thankful that you care, but it's not my birthday by about half a year?
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netter Vorbau..., Holz vor der Hütte
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The dude who sings "Crazy Train" is still alive???
Today is Shannon and my wedding anniversary. I’m so proud to be standing beside her. She is the love, life, and moral compass of our family. Without her, I’m sure I would have been an empty shell of a man. I’ve married Shannon twice, and will marry Shannon again. And again. As long as I live. I love my wifey. 😍
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BrownSkin retweeted
Blahpipo driving white cars may be racist.
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BrownSkin retweeted
Door knobs might be racist.
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Might f*ck around and refinance my 2.75% mortgage to today's 7.41% rate... ...because more is better, right?
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I'm proud of you... ...and other shit I say way too often.
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Gen Z Job Training: 1. Open bag of frozen fries 2. Pour fries into basket 3. Place fry basket into fryer 4. Press timer 5. Wait 5a. Do NOT pick nose while waiting 6. What are you doing? 7. Put your phone away! 8. That's the "Ready" alarm! 9. The fuckin' fries are burning!!
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The 'race card' aside (which is bullshit), fuck that guy! Maybe he needs to pay his servers a decent wage even if it means hiking up his prices to do it. I'd respect that more than the audacity of biz owners who expect me to pay their workers. Now let's talk about bad service.
Good on this guy for standing up for his employees. If you’re not gonna tip your servers then don’t be surprised when something like this happens
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