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Life when you're gay: bankrupt cause you keep sending your money to str8 alphas. Can't make male friends cause you wanna kiss their anus. Family says they're ok with it but tells you to keep it to yourself.
Life when you're straight:
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This being a video essay opening the discussion to the treatment of porntokers by gooners while also being the content gooners use to masturbate is so beautiful
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Your boyfriend thought he was doing something nice by inviting you to the parties he used to go to before dating you. He forgot that most of the men there have fucked him and missed his house. In minutes, he was already getting fucked by his old hook ups
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Masturbating and sperming to big booty cowpooper twerking in cringe underwears gives your more dopamine than any hobbies you used to have
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Guess your butt bully is not gonna let you off his ass until your boyfriend can taste his pink pussy on your lips when you kiss
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Your lesbian friends asked your husband if he was fine with being her sperm donor. He accepted but he had one issue: he cann't cum with his hand... he only cums when having sex. So him and her had to reproduce the old fashioned way: breeding her pussy
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Your boyfriend "accidentally" lost the dildo shaped after your cock so now he's "forced" to use the one shaped after his ex boyfriend
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You and your best friends were on a beach trip to rekindle your friendship after you caught them having sex woth your bully. There, you started flirting with a cute guy. You went to swim and they went to flirt with him and got to suck him in seconds
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By the way the intern is making out with your husband, you underestimated that twink's personality. You thought he would be an easy obedient sub but he seems way more active than you expected by the way he sucks your husband's tongue
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I love gay halloween cause what do you mean a breeding mare is dressed up as a cowboy
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Ever since, the magic realm collapsed onto our world, a lucky human gets to have one wish granted every year. This year, it's you. World peace? Stop global warming? Nah, you wished for one hour munching on vintage Rafael Alencar's perfect butt
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Beta losers during NNN: no gooning, no porn, no cumming, no sex.
Alpha gigachad gooner during NNN:
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Your boyfriend was away for work and your landlord tried to seduce. You told him you were bbc only and you could never cum from a white guy. He laughed and accepted the challenge. His bwc reajusted your tasted and anus so well it made you dump your bf
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Spidey failed to show up to help the Avengers. Not cause he was too busy saving the city or even his neighborhood. No, instead, he was fucking himself on the new dildo shaped after black panther's cock some neet gooncel commercialized
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One day, while your boyfriend was home alone, a pornstar showed up at your door confusinc your house for his airbnb reservation. Your bf decided to guide him to the right address... well... at first, he obviously asked to be in that guy's next vid
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