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Have a great weekend!! Said the troll face
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Replying to @GuntherEagleman
There is no afterlife, no cosmic justice, and no inherent purpose. Consciousness ends at death in an indifferent universe that will outlast every human concern.
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Pleased to welcome Ambassador Barbera Thornhill, U.S. Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons, to the U.S. Embassy in Bern. 🇺🇸🇨🇭
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Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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President Obama should arrange a “beer summit” where Kelly Clarkson and the owners of the Brooklyn curiosity shoppe can talk to each other as human beings
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That’s the maddest fella I’ve ever seen hahahaha cross between Cat In The Hat and a highland cow
Now that is one of the best ever.
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I told a guy we could never hang out again because he made me watch a episode of Tires after we hooked up.
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Nothing feels good like you in red and blue jeans and your white and night things
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Can I text u
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I was at a bar and was aggressively and randomly confronted about wearing “meta glasses.” I proved I had normal glasses and everyone apologized. First time this has ever happened. End times are near
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October 2026 vibe
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Wake up man we are gunna watch live streamed executions on the official white house trump tv channel. Then after we are gunna get stalked on Flock cameras on the way to pay 5 dollars for gas. It’s the golden age man!!
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I think Ben Affleck is the most likely celebrity to die via Lament Configuration.
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I can’t stop watching this
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He was so stupid
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I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful
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