God first. Crypto and stocks. ETH is money. BTC is gold.

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$ETH might be the most misunderstood asset in the market right now. Here’s the whole thesis. Everybody still prices Ethereum like a tech stock. Earnings, growth, the competitor of the week. That’s the wrong lens. ETH isn’t a company. It’s settlement infrastructure. It’s the road the next decade of finance gets built on, and it rents out blockspace to anybody who wants to put a real asset on chain. Once you see it that way, the bull case gets simple. Demand side: tokenization is here, and it stopped being a buzzword a while ago. Treasuries, funds, credit, real estate, all of it is getting put on rails, and a big share of that settles on Ethereum. When a bank tokenizes a money market fund, it isn’t buying a meme. It’s plugging into infrastructure. Every one of those deals is a customer that doesn’t run for the door when price dips, because they aren’t trading ETH. They’re using it. Supply side: this is the part people are sleeping on. Right now there’s roughly 2.9M ETH waiting in line just to get staked, a 50 day wait to get in, and an exit queue sitting at zero. Nobody’s leaving. Holders are locking the asset up to help secure the network and earn yield, and pulling it off the liquid market while they do it. A jammed entry door and an empty exit door is a supply squeeze forming in slow motion. Put the two together. Demand that shows up as usage instead of speculation, and supply that keeps getting locked away. That’s not a setup that needs a brand new narrative to work. It just needs time. Am I ignoring the risks? No. Competition for blockspace is real, regulation can get clumsy, and ETH stays volatile enough to chop you up if your size is wrong. I size for that. But the direction of travel is hard to argue with. Wall Street spent years swearing it would never touch this stuff. Now it’s quietly building on it. I’d rather own the rails before that’s obvious to everyone than chase them after. Bullish and boring. That’s the whole thesis.
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The most important thing to remember is that if we all work hard on improving every day it will take longer than we think and will be more work than we think, but we can change everything.
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If you’re subscribed please join the LEVEL UP CHAT! 💬 nitter.net/i/chat/group_join/g194…
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A chair is chair right? Yes and no. A chair is indeed a chair in terms of its purpose but it can represent so many different things. It can represent someone’s life experiences, the point in someone’s career, and what they value. Sometimes as humans we focus so much on the alpha and trying to find the next big thing that we forget the most important thing, the community and human connection. That is the alpha. That is the power. Me personally, I am early in my NFT journey and the Intern’s Folding Chair is likely where I sit but I am soaking it all up and I am growing both as a person and with connections in this space. If I happen to get a chair at @themutualfun, I want to contribute by teaching all of the mechanics to the community in a way that is easy to understand and have fun doing it! We learn together, we win together! After all, that is the goal, right? So, is a chair a chair? You decide. Few.
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There’s an amazing pattern that has emerged regarding people becoming $STONKBROKER Interns. They’re bringing value to the community by making the ecosystem understandable. They’re not here to flip, but to grow. Think about that when applying and you have a much better chance.
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It’s not a job, but being a good person is a trait. Few.
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God bless @0xQuit
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the concert ticket example makes options click. small amount today → right to decide later. simple. but what @OxSimpleFarmer is building around that idea is the part I find interesting. NFTs, tokenized stocks, liquidity, DeFi, Smart LP and now options all starting to connect. if the team keeps adding these pieces, @ClutchMarkets could become less about the NFT and more about the financial layer underneath it. that’s what I’m watching... 👀 Clock in 💼 $STONKBROKER
Clocked In 💼 Day 6: Learning options during the calm before the STORMM. The leverage Machine is coming soon, and it is the options offering of the StonkBrokers ecosystem. So, what is an option? 1: Imagine a concert is coming up in a month. Tickets cost $50 today. You can pay the venue $2 right now for a right to pay $50 for a ticket. No matter what the ticket costs in a month, you get to buy one for $50 if you still want it. 2: That $2 promise is what an option actually is. You're not buying the ticket yet. You're buying the right to buy it later at today's price, if you decide you still want it. 3: So, if the tickets jump to $80 later, you're happy. You still only pay 50, since you locked that in. If tickets drop to $30 instead, you just walk away and buy at the lower price. You only lose the $2 you paid for the right. 4: Two people are involved in every one of these promises. Someone has to be willing to make the promise, and someone has to be willing to pay for it. For the Leverage Machine, the promise maker is the LP, and the promise buyer is whoever decides to buy an option. 5: To stake into the LP, you put up either ETH or a stock token, and you pick a price range you're comfortable promising, plus how long the promise lasts. A day, a week, a month, a few months, or a whole year. 6: What are the benefits of staking in the LP? You get paid three different ways just for making the promise. Regular trading fees, the fee the buyer paid you for the promise, and a stock reward bonus on top. 7: There is a trade-off to the upside. If the ticket price rockets to $200, the buyer still only pays your locked-in 50. You don't get any of that extra $150. Your upside is capped the moment you make the offer. 8: Meanwhile your downside isn't capped at all. If the buyer never exercises and the real ticket price crashes to $10, you're still holding the ticket worth $10 now, not $50. Once a promise expires, it can automatically reset into a brand new promise. 9: Being the buyer, you pay a fee, and you get a special digital ticket in your wallet that proves you made the deal. 10: There are three things you can do with that digital ticket before it runs out. Do nothing and let it expire, use it if the locked price ends up better than today's real price, or sell that ticket itself to someone else if you change your mind. 11: There's an easy mode for beginners that just asks simple questions, and a full pro mode for people who have more experience trading options. This will be a new offering in the StonkBroker ecosystem that is not yet live. I wanted to first try and explain how options work at a high level and then do a deeper dive with a video on how to navigate once it is live. Clock In 💼
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GIVEAWAY TIME 🚀 1st place 1x @RobinWifHat +1 @Kageuri_com 🏆 3 winners - 1x Kageuri nft 🏆 Follow @SatoshiHuessoto & @RobinWifHat & @Kageuri_com ❤️ & ♻️ + tag 2 & ✍️ evm wallet ⏰ 24h
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GM Let’s finish the week strong!! Clock In 💼
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Get ready to bet on what’s next. 🌴 #October #robinhoodchain
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At 9AM EST today somebody abused a bug in Payment Processor V2 to steal 10 Meebits, 50 Otherdeeds, 10 WoW, and 235 Desperate Apewives. It wasn't until over 12 hours later that somebody reported it to me, and upon digging in I realized that a great many NFTs were subject to the same exploit. I got in touch with the team over at LimitBreak and they quickly paused Payment Processor V3, which was subject to the same exploit. Unfortunately, V2 was not pausable, so the only path towards protecting affected assets was to run a whitehat operation. Similarly, V3 on ApeChain is temporarily in a state where it cannot be paused, so ApeChain assets approved to V3 needed to be saved as well. All in all, we rescued 23,155 NFTs worth north of $5.7M USD. We later discovered that a similar exploit could be used in reverse to steal WETH. 660 WETH was at risk, which we unfortunately were not fast enough to recover. Apologies to those affected. Shout out to @Boomskite for flagging the initial exploit tx to me, and @coffeedev @0xjustadev and @whiteoakkong for acting quickly and assisting with the recovery. All NFTs are safely relocated. Soon, owners will be able claim them back after revoking the exploitable approvals. Addresses to revoke below.
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Rough 24 hours for the crypto space with the exploits. Go to revoke.cash, remove all ETH and ApeChain approvals even if you are safe. You can re-approve things later. Absolutely insane recovery work by @0xQuit, saving over 5 million in assets so far. Stay safu fam.
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When I decided to build out Hoodmons, I said from the start that we'd build here with a community-first mindset. Still building & always community-first at HoomMons. 🤝🌱
HoodMons 1,025 Mons. Sold out. Robinhood Chain. Staking is live. Sign once. No gas. Your Mon never leaves the wallet. Rarer Mons earn more $HOOD. Listed Mons don’t qualify. Stake → Earn → Claim $HOOD is your share. Spend it on raffles and Crowns. It stays in the game. 6% of royalties → community wallet. Paid to Crowns every 15 days. $ITH is next. Same chain. Same world. Not spent on the island. $ITH trades off the island. LP fees hit the splitter. That is how $ITH feeds the Hood. 70% community. Crowns, floor bids, the Hood. 30% team. Ops. Community wallet bids the floor. Team wallet does not. Bids are public. No team mint. LP locked on Pons. IN THE HOOD. ON THE CHAIN. hoodmons.fun @0xHoodmons
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The beginning of stages of working with my Broker. Clocked The F-In with @CTuska
Im going over a few more things on my end. Once I commit to an Intern, I am committing to never selling that StonkBroker. Give me a bit longer. A few Interns are in the works, for the others, I will create an X group chat for my final on-boarding. Stay tuned and Clock In
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Got my Clock In & Geez shirts from @boringmerch today. These are badass shirts, love the material & quality. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Good shit @apewhale 🫡
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The Waiting Room for @themutualfun isn't open yet but I am pretty eager to get involved with this project. Bookmark themutual.fun and stay updated Take a 🪑 and check out the quick intro video
Each day, we will open new parts of the website to help everyone ease into the ecosystem. Today, all you have to do is bookmark the official link 👇 themutual.fun
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When I…. Think of “mutual” Think of “fun” Think of “community” I think of @CTuska! He definitely deserves a seat at @themutualfun table! 💼
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Broooooooooo this cooked hard af! Ser please see this @Kingpickle BANGER VIDEO @themutualfun 🪑
Good morning Everyone wants a seat at the table ,hope we can all get a seat at the table @Kingpickle @what3verman @themutualfun
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Good afternoon all Stonk Brokers and Stonk Interns. Are you having fun yet? ☕️🍩👔💼 robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 StonkBrokers.io
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