The pun is mightier than the words.
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If they had dating profiles.
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Shoutout to christian weddings for acknowledging that the bride is in fact, not marrying the best man.
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Anybody offering an insurance against an ACT OF CLAUDE?
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Genghis Khan loved Tuesdays, because it was Mongol war.
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Mildly disappointed that Rahul Dravid is not at the BRICS summit.
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Ain't nobody like my DC girl.
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Do communist schools have classes?
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The way Priyanka Chopra knocks every interview out of the park, it's rather fitting that her name begins with PR.
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Taking words literally and laterally, since two decades ago.
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Who called it a seatbelt and not raksha bandhan?
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I try not to disclose my will, but it's a dead giveaway.
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Attended a staff meeting.
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What I've inferred from Instagram algorithms is that we spend our lives trying to make a mark, only to discover that the Mark was making us.
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What are the odds that a hi, a five and a hi-five are all represented by the same emoji.🖐🏼
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Best piece of content today. Take a bow @shaurya_sinha7 .
This Independence Day 🇮🇳, I asked, "What will the next century of young Indians look like?" $0.01 Drone Deliveries. UAVs that never land. Groceries in under 10 minutes. Meet The 22nd Century Indian. A Documentary on a New India.
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Be on X long enough, and you'll discover your character limitation.
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Who called it the union budget and not commonwealth games?
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When it comes to integrity in our higher courts, the bar is low.
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People who've never given up on me: 1. Mom 2. Neha from ClearTax
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