They/He/She, Colorgendered. Our Lady Grace's head butler. Don't be blue. We're here for you. There is no basement in the mansion.

Color Cafè // op is 20
Greetings, dear guests. Welcome to the Color Cafè, allow us to brighten your day. I am Swatch, head butler of the soon to be ruler of all, Queen. In the meantime before your eternal servitude, may I help you to some Code Spaghetti? [[Account run by @priinxecharming
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🟨 Why is everyone red we're scared.
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❝ π™Έβ€™πš– π™±πš›πš’πš•πš•πš’πšŠπš—πš . ❞ ❝ πˆβ€™π¦ 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐒𝐧𝐠 . ❞ ❝ π™Έπšβ€™πšœ π™°πš— π™Ύπš‹πš“πšŽπšŒπšπš’πšŸπšŽ π™΅πšŠπšŒπš | ❞ β€” 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓 β€” β€” 𝙰𝙻𝙻 πšƒπ™·πšπ™Ύπš„π™Άπ™·π™Ύπš„πšƒ π™Ύπ™²πšƒπ™Ύπ™±π™΄πš .
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I think that's more Manager's style. * Swatch made a low, cooing sound, resisting the urge to continue leaning against her. * Prying wouldn't have done anything when I first got back. I barely said a word to my Swatchlings. ...I'm the one troubling you, for once. How weird.
Replying to @CybersAcid
+ * -Started On Re-Arming You_ * ( She snorted faintly . ) * Besides : Who’s Out Here Asking You If You’re Unarmed . Maybe Next Time Someone Needs A Hand You Can Throw It Even If It Sucks You Lost Your Whole Ass Arm_
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This isn't a search engine, Kaard.
* How to get over break up with the weather Google.
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[[You guys are the reason my first debit card got hacked and im incapable of opening a paypal under my real email but sure youre soooo quirky and cute
when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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[[Almost lost like $800 but yeah. Everyone loves your data harvesting scheme. Girl die
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[[BIG kiss right in the middle of his big dumb beak :)
β€” DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! ! ^-^ (Day 124) for MUNS What would you do if you met your muse IRL?
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The bug is the feature. Hope this helps!
Replying to @discord
ok real talk no sarcasm we are still rolling out some bug fixes. Follow along here for the details:
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* Swatch chirped at the touch, before relaxing into the hug. Queen was always warm, so what if they leaned into it? It felt... nice, for once. * ...I'm sorry. * Her voice softened even further, heavy with exhaustion as she wrapped her arm around the other darkner. *
Replying to @CybersAcid
+ * ( -hands moved to bandage up the gaiping wound where their arm was missing . ) * I’m Supposed To Protect You : Too_ * As Your Royal , At Least_ * ( She took a sharp breath before suddenly throwing her arms around them , squeezing tightly . ) * Stop Doing Stupid Things_
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having a severe mental health episode and i am coping normally
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... ...If you'd like to. I am a bit curious what I missed. * Their hand twitched again, running through their feathers. It was all uncomfortable. * ...Go ahead. * Swatch shifted again, turning to give Queen a better view of his arm (well, lack thereof.) *
Replying to @CybersAcid
+ * ( Went neutral . She seemed ... Almost a bit nervous to ask what had really transpired , what could have caused this ? ) * ... * Do You Want To Talk About It While I Fit You For Your Super Awesome Bisexual Bilateral Arm That You Use Up Until Your Arm Grows Back_
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* Swatch sighed, almost relaxing. Almost. * ...Thank you. * They scratched at the injury, looking down at the blankets around him. * How embarrassing... of course it was that simple.
Replying to @CybersAcid
+ * -Don’t Get Mad But All You Had To Do Was Click Undo_ * ( She laughed , boisterously for a moment - ) * Your Arm Will Still Need Time 2 Grow Back So_ * I’ll Undo It And Then We Can Get Started On Making You A Temporary Arm_
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🟨 Someone please check on Queen in light of this news.
β€˜Despicable Me: Minion Rush’ is shutting down after 13 years.
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[[Dont let my joking fool you this hurts my inner 7 year old
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πŸ”·οΈ (Pomelo they're selling TAKE THE SHOT.)
Replying to @MTTLCRUSHER
YOURE FINE THEYRE THE PROBLEM. ITS FINE. PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
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[[Theres genuinely no way thats actually soulcrushing
HELLO EVERYBODY!!! Starting this week the next Minion Rush update could release. Gameloft might’ve taken a break since Hollywood Studio dropped and their silence on socials. Or they’ve been secretly cooking.πŸ€«πŸ§‘β€πŸ³
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* They twitched slightly, still uneasy. Resisting the urge to bite at the finger that tapped him was annoying- Titans, she was losing her professional edge. * ...I suppose it was. * Swatch went quiet again, idly tapping their thumb with their other fingers. * -
* I Lie Too : It’s Fine No Offense Taken Pookie_ * ( She tapped their beak . ) * It’s Okay Swatchy-Poo Don’t Sweat It_ * ( Eventually , she comes across the irregularity , particularly the aftermath of losing her arm . ) * Fooooooooound It Palette See That Wasn’t So Bad_
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Queen, if I... er. * He paused, quiet again. * If I may, I'd like to ask that maybe... you don't jump to attacking the responsible party here. It... was an accident.
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