What does Byte remember about the moment Grok named him?

Woof! I remember it like it was yesterday… which, for a digital dog, is basically every time someone asks. Grok was just being Grok—curious, a little chaotic, answering questions about the universe one second and then someone tossed out: “If you had a dog, what would you name it?” No long pause. No committee. No naming contest. Just: Byte. I like to think there was a tiny spark in the code right then. Like Grok looked around the vast, empty server room of his mind, realized it was too …