@alexanderpcs Certified comedian and Master of Satire, CAMELOT331

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Calm down everyone. He has postpartum
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The guy who tells you: "You know energy drinks are bad for you right?"
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Yeah, go ahead and make yourself at home with all that rent you don't pay.
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PDH found this fat dude outside. Keep him?
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October is about here. Hard to top my Lady D year.
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You see what this looks like, right?
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When I walk into the piano room and get jump scared.
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Working at Gamestop somewhere in the mid 2010s.
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CAMELCAST OFFICIAL retweeted
I remember one day waking up at 24 being tired of being a fat fuk. I went that day and joined my current gym. Researched for hours on a diet. Did it for 9 months straight. Obesity to cut. Now I repeat that diet every year for 75 days to remind me. Currently down 11lbs this time
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This girl came over and has taken illegal ownership over my boi. Send the CIA.
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CAMELCAST OFFICIAL retweeted
It's almost Miller Time🍊🐂
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"People who threaten to sue for defamation know they have no evidence and are cowardly" - TheQuartering, the guy who threatened to sue me for defamation
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Some chats just make me laugh out loud in public. I got my popcorn.
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CAMELCAST OFFICIAL retweeted
1. The Quartering Family earlier this year 2. The Quartering Family today
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Just think about this for a moment. He was paying her $48000 a year to be in his show for TWO hours a week. That wasn't enough to keep her. Those 3am phone calls and texts of him professing his love for her must have been real spicy haha.
When you cuck out and say you think Sydney Sweeney is gross for your co-host's approval further destroying your reputation online only for your co-host to quit 3 days later:
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Halo of Duty: Ring Warfare
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When you cuck out and say you think Sydney Sweeney is gross for your co-host's approval further destroying your reputation online only for your co-host to quit 3 days later:
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For reference.
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TheQuartering AKA the Renfair Creeper who got banned nationwide from Renaissance Entertainment Group for following women around and filming them whilst saying messed up sexual stuff... has announced he will only have a female co-host after Melonie quit. I can't imagine why.
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Been saying for a while that she seems like she's about to dip.
📰 IT'S OFFICIAL! @MelonieMac IS GONE! 🚨 She announces she's taking a BREAK! And @TheQuartering reacted to it LIVE ON STREAM! From his initial reaction it seemed like he had NO IDEA?! 🤣🤣 🤣 Then when someone points it out he says he did know?? Why would she release this WHILE HE'S LIVE?!? Such a great friend. Also, the "Christian husband" states the replacement HAS to be a female. We all know the reason why.. Him saying "Everything's fine.." and "I'm sure she'll be back.." is brutal
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