As seen on TV. Catholic juggling 5 kids, autism, clergy marriage. Kryptonite of nonces. Manager in Campaigns Global for @citizengo - views all mine!

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My full interview with Dan Wootton, for anyone who would rather hear what I actually said than rely on selectively clipped snippets and other people’s characterisations of it. We talked about GB News, the Ofcom complaints, Pride, free speech and the extraordinary campaign that has followed. Good to see so many supportive comments too. ❤️ Watch the whole thing and make up your own mind. 👇 piped.video/watch?v=PRhXPA0N…
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"Schaydenfreude" Love it 😂
Imagine bringing a lunatic case against someone for "defamation" and "harassment" and then having to pay them FORTY THOUSAND POUNDS out of your modest inheritance to avoid bankruptcy. Raising a glass to Matthew Heath and very much enjoying schaydenfreude. 🍷🍾
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British adults already face online age checks. Ofcom has the power to make platforms use detection technology. Now Brussels is debating scanning private messages. How much of our lives must be inspected in the name of “safety”? Back CitizenGO’s fight: cgo.ac/scO5F4C7J
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Caroline Farrow retweeted
I am pleased to confirm that as of 16:01, the sum of £40,376.22 has been paid across to my solicitors. I therefore anticipate withdrawing the bankruptcy petition next week as the debt owed to me will have been paid in full. As you know, I am a fair and reasonable man. I very generously granted an indulgence earlier this week, although I did not have to, precisely because I am extraordinarily reasonable. While some of you were no doubt looking forward to bankruptcy proceedings, I must point out that settling a debt in full brings proposed bankruptcy proceedings to an end, by design. This therefore concludes the civil litigation commenced against me back in March 2024. I am grateful for your support throughout this process.
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Argh @lib_thinks you've been hacked.
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Yes I do. It's unfathomable and terrifying.
Does anyone, apart from Jews, actually care that antisemitism is off the scale?
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He's allowed an intimate life. But if he's going to put it on the Internet for the world to see, then he shouldn't complain if people see him through that lens.
A post doing the rounds in Rochdale Now I don't care what people get upto at home behind closed doors But a elected Councillor shouldn't be parading himself across dateing websites like this . Qnd the rules he's bound by also states this as a nono
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My 17 yr old son started an electrician apprenticeship yesterday. 4 days a week working, 1 day in college. Up at 5.30am and has to travel hour and twenty on tube across London to site. Couldn’t be more proud. This is not easy and so many nowadays wouldn’t do it.
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Turns out Rose didn't drop it after all...
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Noted Catholic theologian Graham Linehan. 😂 Forgotten all about India, but still living rent free in his head.
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Very kind of Matthew to grant an indulgence. Were the shoe on the other foot, his creditor would not have extended similar benevolence.
Hayden v Heath update. The judge ordered that the petition should not be issued before today. That was on the basis of payment in full by 15 September. Mathew has provided an indulgence to his opponent in the form of a slight extension of time. I will update again after Friday.
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A very busy and productive October ahead. An APPG to attend, a visit to New Street Chelmsford (my home town ❤️) and all kinds of thrills and spills. 😊
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🔥 - so what else in his book wasn't true?
BREAKING NEWS: Earl Spencer has apologised to me for his defamatory lies published in his new book, Swan Song, published today. But I am pursuing legal action against him and his publisher Penguin to have the lies removed, and damages paid to the King’s Trust.
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Am I a pushy mum? Genuinely asking. She already got five 9s. But we've submitted remark applications for four more GCSEs where she was literally 1-2 marks off a 9 in each. I feel a bit awful about it, but also... those two marks. If you're in the same boat, the deadline's 24th September. Do it. 🎓
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About this. I wasn't medically fit to fly. The train managers were Dutch. My German is passable but I wasn't in the position to make a big fuss. It is also Oktoberfest so everything was busy.
I paid for a private sleeper compartment from Vienna to Amsterdam. When I opened the door, two men were already inside. The train company had double-booked it. Their solution? Put me in a compartment like this with a male stranger for what became an 18-hour journey. He was perfectly kind. This is not a complaint about him, and I suspect he felt awkward too. But I couldn’t change clothes. To use the toilet, I had to climb down from the top bunk and squeeze past his bed. I lay awake all night, fully dressed, scrolling through my phone. The railway knew nothing about my history, my vulnerabilities or why unexpectedly being shut inside this tiny space with an unknown man might leave me frozen with anxiety. This is why privacy and single-sex accommodation matter. Not because every man is dangerous. Because women shouldn’t have to prove that one is before our boundaries and dignity matter. (Photos: the same type of compartment, taken on my outward journey and a view from my bunk).
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I paid for a private sleeper compartment from Vienna to Amsterdam. When I opened the door, two men were already inside. The train company had double-booked it. Their solution? Put me in a compartment like this with a male stranger for what became an 18-hour journey. He was perfectly kind. This is not a complaint about him, and I suspect he felt awkward too. But I couldn’t change clothes. To use the toilet, I had to climb down from the top bunk and squeeze past his bed. I lay awake all night, fully dressed, scrolling through my phone. The railway knew nothing about my history, my vulnerabilities or why unexpectedly being shut inside this tiny space with an unknown man might leave me frozen with anxiety. This is why privacy and single-sex accommodation matter. Not because every man is dangerous. Because women shouldn’t have to prove that one is before our boundaries and dignity matter. (Photos: the same type of compartment, taken on my outward journey and a view from my bunk).
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And after all that, the train due into Amsterdam at 9am finally arrived at 12.30. Eighteen hours, no sleep and rather more intimacy than either of us had booked. I was ready to kiss the platform. And André, the lovely Hungarian from Sheffield? I suspect he was equally relieved to see the back of me. 😂 The glamorous romance of sleeper-train travel… 🚂
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If you had to travel on SW Trains tonight, you have my sympathies. It was utter carnage. Thought perhaps the Ruskies had sabotaged the lines. My Budapest-Vienna-Amsterdam-Brussels-London-Surrey Odyssey is complete. Knackered dot com.
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And for those who didn't get the nuance - Diana is not buried on that island.
A curious thing about lies is that once one starts to unravel, you begin to look rather differently at all the others.
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A really sensible thing to do when you are literally shut in a train compartment for 20 hours with a stranger of the opposite sex, is to binge watch "Tales of the Unexpected" through the night on your phone. 😬
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