Hi friends ("friends"). Here's some info on the new book, which comes out next month. It's called ROCK.* First, the tour dates:

The physical book can be purchased in all the predictable ways. For the audio version, the various artists are voiced by James Austin Johnson, the impressionist from SNL. He does some especially amazing impersonations of John Fogarty and Zizek. @JAJCenter

I have another new book coming out in September. It will change your life. And if you order it today, via Barnes & Noble, using a secret code that is only available in this specific text thread, you will save enough money to become financially secure for the next 10 to 15 years.

Source: Town Hall Seattle share.google/ZAEZQaB0mS9LzFo…

There are two remaining live events: at Powell’s in downtown PDX this Monday (7 pm) and in Seattle at Town Hall, which has now been rescheduled for Feb. 15

FOOTBALL will be released next Tuesday. Here is the touring info ... JAN. 20: Saint Joseph's College, Brooklyn NY [tickets still available] JAN. 21: Midtown Scholar, Harrisburg PA [some tickets still available] JAN. 22: Barnes & Noble, downtown Philadelphia. PA [sold out]