Purveyor of banter, curator of misc. NZ is home base, but expatted in KL, Dubai, Bahrain - now based in Londonville. Views are those of Jenna Marbles.
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I've decided to turn my hand to writing. I'm a little fixated with life-hacks so lets start here, and see where this goes.
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Hey @Schiphol, what's happening? We're looking at +1hour queues and you only have 3 counters open. Surely you know which flights are scheduled to land and can plan ahead? Also, would it kill you to have AC in an airport?
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Hey @HeathrowAirport , check the charging stations and plugs near gate B43... They're all busted.
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Been queuing for half an hour to clear immigration at @BrusselsAirport, still can't see the end of the queue. What the hell? This queue is going to take longer than my flight ✈️.
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Hey @TfL . In Seoul metro they have these air purifiers in each metro station as well as inside the carriages. The air is so much cleaner and this also reduces risk of airborne viruses spreading. When are we going to get this in London?
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Hey @dbrand I love the leather skin on my S23 Ultra but I'm thinking of changing phones! Any chance you're planning to release skins for the OnePlus 13? Hopefully including the leather as well.
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Hey @NatWest_Help I need to make payments right now. Your status page needs updating your app isn't working.
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Let's cc @BBCNews @mediaguardian @MailOnline @DailyMailUK @Independent @TelegraphNews cause NatWest customers can't make payments right now.
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Hi @PerksAtWork your website isn't loading for me, are there service outages again?
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Braverman lost to tofu, Truss lost to a lettuce, vegans having an amazing week tbf
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Targeted ads on social media tell me a lot about my demographic / age cohort:
1. Hair loss treatment
2. Crypto investment schemes
3. Ornamental plants
4. Subscription offerings for things that you should really own outright
5. Premium home appliances.
What is my life tho.
Hey @GatwickExpress your app isn't working I can't buy tickets and it's not loading the next trains either.
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Hi @TfL - have you explored putting HEPA filtration in the tube stations and carriages? Given COVID is an airborne virus this would be more effective than wiping down surfaces. Plus it would help with the dismal air quality underground as well.
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BREAKING: Leaked Sue Gray report reveals shocking abuse of the rules. Hard to see how the PM can cling on after this.
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Trying to work out which Northern Line to take tmblr.co/Z-M0FlbMev-Qya00
