I like dinosaur socks 🦕 🦖 Am described as a big, lanky Smurf by some. I live in Scotland, so for legal reasons, I claim to be a comedian.
Somewhere on the water
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Never let it be said she’s not a serious person for serious times.
Angela Rayner tells @TimesRadio what she’d stockpile for national emergencies: ‘Mascara, concealer, a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, some baked beans and a tin of custard - I like custard’
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RAF Fairford has existed for 82 years and used almost continuously by the US Air Force since then. Going to take a mad crazy punt this tosser moved in since then:
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Fuck the Palestinians. Give sanctuary to Afghan women and their children. No men!
BREAKING:
The UK will restart a resettlement program for refugees and will prioritize Palestinian refugees as well as women from Afghanistan.
The Guardian reports that the news will be announced by Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood tomorrow.
Around 1/4 of the refugees in the resettlement program will consist of Palestinians and Afghans. The program will also make it easier for the refugees to receive permanent settlement rights in the UK.
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I am so spoilt. Whilst I’ve been at work MV has been doing slow cooker pulled pork and homemade bread rolls. Now he’s just finishing the homemade chips and it all smells ruddy marvellous.
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I’m with Barclays. So very much looking forward to the app being borked because they have “improved” it.
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One of my favourite ever Great Spotted Woodpecker photos! 😍
Taken from my bathroom window! 😁🐦
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The Dutch authorities forced all passengers arriving from Tel Aviv to Amsterdam on an El Al flight to pass through a customs inspection to see if they had products from Judea and Samaria or the Golan Heights with them.
A nativity scene from Bethlehem brought into the Netherlands could result in 6 years in prison after a new law pushed through by the Dutch government a few days ago.
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A stunning Kestrel showing signs of having just eaten... 😄😍🐦
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HERE IT IS 🙌🏽
The footage of the elimination of the Hamas terrorist that kidnapped Noa Agarmani on October 7th.
Incredible work by the IDF.
Nowhere to run.
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Reminder: Labour is importing hundreds of Gazan “students” and their families. Do we really trust the government to vet them properly? Our national suicide continues apace.
EXCLUSIVE: The former bodyguard of Ismail Haniyeh, leader of Hamas, was given asylum and citizenship in the UK — then “plotted” huge foiled terror attack targeting Jews in Europe last year
Mr X had legal anonymity for 100 years: Sunday Times quashed this
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Just discussed this with MV and it’s clearly the airline’s fault. She said “size 60” and they heard 16, because 60 is unimaginable.
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Female Kestrel has spotted me! 😁
Taken last sweekend at the Huntspill seawall in Somerset. 😍🐦
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Canada’s PM Mark Carney unfolds his plan to move away from Starlink to Canadian firm Telestat. Elon Musk has over 11,000 satellites in orbit while Telestat has 15 outdated ones.
Good luck with this one Canada.
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The South African President brought White golfers with him to try to prove there’s no systemic persecution of Whites in South Africa.
Golfer Retief Goosen then tells Trump that his dads farmer friends have been killed and farms are constantly being burned.
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