Author of StaticForge calevans.com/staticorge
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I ran my own site through my own audit and published the number before fixing anything. 97 out of 100. Here are the three points I dropped, and why I'm not patching them quietly. aeocheck.net/blog/took-my-ow…
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See the bottling rituals, the vinyl on the speakers, and Marc Dossey and Karl Lounge teaching people the stories behind each cocktail. piped.video/@heartsntales #HeartsnTales
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I'm voting YES on Amendment 3. Homestead relief isn't a slogan. Florida homeowners carried bigger tax bills while local governments rode rising values. Property tax relief. Period.
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Florida property taxes are soaring, set to hit $84 billion by 2031. Amendment 3 could wipe out your non-school property tax bill for around 60% of Florida homeowners by raising the homestead exemption to $250,000. A ‘no’ vote means taxes keep climbing.
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This one is for… anyone who loves the story behind every bottle — @bc_distillery on how family, place, and stubborn curiosity shape spirits worth waiting for. heartsntales.com/podcast/006… #EntrepreneurMindset
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Curious what happens when a distiller drops a 1715 treasure-fleet coin into the still? Ray Hooker shares the pivot, pirate legend, and how his distillery rewrote the rules. See it here: [YOUTUBE_LINK] piped.video/@heartsntales #StoriesFromTheStillhouse #CraftDistillery
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site:upload used to accept whatever SFTP host key the server handed it, every time. StaticForge 3.0 pins on first use and fails closed if that key changes. calevans.com/staticforge/wha…
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Wow.
@PirateWires uncovers what everyone suspected: Jacob Coxon was propped up as a puppet by an AI Doomer PR firm
Regulatory psyop confirmed.
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Orange County mayor makes $261,000
Fl Gov makes $141,000
Local government has proven themselves incapable of austerity.
A forced reset is the only way. Vote yes on 3
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💥 THIS IS AN OUTRIGHT LIE FLORIDIANS 💥
Amendment 3 on your ballot is a tax shift that will cut critical services and raise our costs. This November, vote NO on 3. Learn more: SoSFL.org
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Discover how place shapes flavor at Indian River Distillery — Ray Hooker and Cal share live music, local stories, and a tasting room that teaches. Watch the conversation [YOUTUBE_LINK] piped.video/@heartsntales #StoriesFromTheStillhouse #DistilleryLife
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St. Pete is spending $590K on a study for a city-run power company, the same study Clearwater already paid for. This could cost taxpayers billions and offers no guarantee of savings. A YES vote on Amendment 3 would stop cities from wasting your money.
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Marc left cardiology; Karl made 'hummingbird juice' in his garage. Together they built Homosassa Distillery by hand — chicken-coop tin, pallet wood, and an 800-gallon still with no computer. 'We're giving an experience.' heartsntales.com/assets/vide…
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HubSpot's Grader doesn't crawl your site. It queries what the models already think. That's a symptom. The cause is sitting in your robots.txt and your schema. aeocheck.net/blog/hubspot-ae…
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She should sue them into the stone ages.
Lindsey Isaacs, a 23-year-old from Palm Coast, Florida, testified about being thrown into solitary confinement for more than three days after a Flock license-plate camera wrongly tied her Dodge Durango to a deadly I-4 crash.
Jail staff told her she had to stay isolated because of how serious the charges were. The cell door stayed locked for about 86 hours.
She said she was terrified she would spend the rest of her life in prison for a wreck she knew she hadn’t caused.
At her lowest point she didn’t want to live. She spent nearly two weeks in maximum-security jail before prosecutors dropped the charges.
Flock should be sued out of existence for this.
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This is such bullshit. Get out and vote YES and don't listen to the propagandists.
Amendment 3 is currently falling well short of the support it would need to pass, according to a new St. Pete Polls survey. fox13news.com/news/amendment…
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Transparency turned a secret into a signature — hear @bc_distillery talk about making recipes public and how that decision strengthened Big Cypress. heartsntales.com/podcast/006… #SmallBatch Would you publish your secret recipe?
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