Replying to @frankidacre
amadeus is so fantastic
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Replying to @azu2137
seize control. never let their messages control you. the only thing that controls men like us is fate
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Replying to @lunch_enjoyer
The Hangover
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Replying to @NotAModer
when you have children you will understand... bart simpson is the worst of the worst. the Adolf Hitler of children. your girls and boys will be looking up to him saying "eat my shorts" and disrespecting authority. cowabunga!
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Mike McClintock
Katie Zacharia's first press conference was so bad that Trump admin officials are worried that she'll be fired in under 11 days: "...She got off on the wrong foot. She needs to get much better, fast, otherwise she'll break Scaramucci's record."
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medics in battlefield 6 when they have to revive people
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For the past three weeks i have been doing a psychic connection ritual in my bathroom. i put on a suit, and stare myself in the mirror. in the eyes. I can see my face morph and change. "I am Kash Patel. I am Kash Patel. "I need to start the discussion on beastiality laws."
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BREAKING GTA 6 will allow you to cut open brunettes and remove their wombs. how do you feel about this feature?
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The talking heads are so garbage. Genuinely Colonizer type music. Stolen ideas. Shit vocals. If you like this group I think less of you as a person.
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The gas mechanic in GTA6 is further proof that Rockstar is a one of a kind development studio. Just when you think that they’ve exhausted their ingenuity, that their creative well has run dry, they figure out a new way to make their games less fun to play
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Replying to @Gaismair
you're missing one.
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the outside of my bedroom in 10 minutes
🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer announces he's resigning Prime Minister "Every decision I have taken is about putting the country I love first. That is why I will resign"
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fellow SStarmerites...... its over
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Replying to @PunishedFredda
he is now finished
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we will not take this lying down. STARMTROOPERS REDSHIRTS MARCH ON LONDON WE MUST SAVE THE SON OF A TOOLMAKER, THE SPIRIT OF OUR NATION MARCH TO 10 DOWNING STREET KEIR MUST REMAIN
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Replying to @PunishedFredda
you dont see the vision. give him a week.
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KEIRISTS ARE MARCHING ON LONDON! MILLIONS AROUND THE UNITED KINGDOM WILL RAID BBC HEADQUARTERS IN ORDER TO CONTINUE THE STARMER MANDATE.
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Replying to @ProgressiveEmma
Keirists are marching on london. thousands around the country are marching their way to the capital to defend Starmerism.
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my name is keir starmer. son of a toolmaker. I am the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. I owe my labor convictions to my fathers job. Keir, like Dark, in irish. Starmer, like Der Sturmer. I owe my name to my most important influences. My Identity.
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"Keir, your meeting with andy is ready." "Thank you Lammy..."
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The scene is majestic. My position, my administration as the most powerful man in england changed from one tiny little town. One little moronic town of moronic voters, who cannot see my vision for labor. people who we represent. workers, laborers,
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"Mr. Prime Minister...." "Prime minister.... "Andy Burnham has won the election in Makersfield. he has several MP's threatening to resign if you do not." "Everyone except Lammy and Miliband leave the room."
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how 10 downing street looks right now
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Replying to @nmimcemolas1984
burnham is britains bonaparte. the fires of the revolution spur ever onwards
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The Makerfield Hitler has come out of his lair The labour ogre has MP's threatening to resign The English Tiger is pushing towards 10 downing The unfaithful had rioters break into BBC headquarters The usurper was seen 60 leagues from london Burnham is advancing with great strides
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Replying to @finemids
it is never over. MARCH ON LONDON
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Replying to @SinnerSalvation
the SR's are the correct option btw guy who sided with the whites:
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Replying to @Nude_Gunray
i found this one the other day when attempting to look for nude gunray. the first result is nute gunray fat fetish porn
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Replying to @ettingermentum
locked in or not, he will not interrupt Starmerism
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Replying to @postoctobrist
you dont see the vision
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say again?
THIS LBJ POSTGAME MOMENT 🥲 LeBron James falls to his knees after securing the @cavs first NBA title in franchise history! 10 years ago today.
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Replying to @JQAfan
(any dead american president) wouldve been a democrat! (any dead american president) wouldve been a republican! what that president would actually believe
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Replying to @JQAfan
you have right wing followers? john quincy adams wouldve been a marxist
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White people built this country We’re the least racist people right now, everyone else wants to kill us. No one else has ever even banned slavery, it’s bigger than ever today. Kick people out that hate our country or hate White people so we can fix this place
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Replying to @Kittycel66
Nude Gunray
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Replying to @BiddleeeW
he needed the scarface intended emotions chart. youtu.be/Hrys-1yBIe8?si=J5fK… YOURE FEELING THE INTENDED EMOTIONS BROTHER!!! DAVID LYNCH IS THE BEST DIRECTOR TO MAKE FILMS ABOUT THE ABUSE OF WOMEN!!! WATCH FIRE WALK WITH ME!!! PLEASE!!
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thats the gift shop conan o brien was in youtu.be/Rtu3xoz5K90?si=jrky…
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let's Lincoln it up
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Replying to @ChazakielDoremi
how it feels to like military history but hate warguys with a burning flaming passion
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hijacking this funny tweet to mention that nixon and Pinochet are at the villain convention in minions
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Replying to @frankidacre
the nixon meeting elvis photo is one of my favorites ever. it has a nixon has this deathly uncomfortable peep show like awkwardness and elvis has this ethereal lynchian deer in the headlights thousand yard stare
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let's grant it up
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Replying to @frankidacre
when your successor does the new deal instead of more austerity
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TURN UP THE TUNES!!!!!
early 2000s bombs like son of the mask or master of disguise are so painfully unfunny and off putting that the idea of people paying money and seeing it in a theater loops around to being so funny that it makes me cry with laughter
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Replying to @JQAfan @LEXXISGREAT
posting this after the boston tea party
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