when you have children you will understand... bart simpson is the worst of the worst. the Adolf Hitler of children. your girls and boys will be looking up to him saying "eat my shorts" and disrespecting authority. cowabunga!
Katie Zacharia's first press conference was so bad that Trump admin officials are worried that she'll be fired in under 11 days:
"...She got off on the wrong foot. She needs to get much better, fast, otherwise she'll break Scaramucci's record."
For the past three weeks i have been doing a psychic connection ritual in my bathroom. i put on a suit, and stare myself in the mirror. in the eyes. I can see my face morph and change. "I am Kash Patel. I am Kash Patel.
"I need to start the discussion on beastiality laws."
The gas mechanic in GTA6 is further proof that Rockstar is a one of a kind development studio. Just when you think that they’ve exhausted their ingenuity, that their creative well has run dry, they figure out a new way to make their games less fun to play
🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer announces he's resigning Prime Minister
"Every decision I have taken is about putting the country I love first. That is why I will resign"
we will not take this lying down.
STARMTROOPERS
REDSHIRTS
MARCH ON LONDON
WE MUST SAVE THE SON OF A TOOLMAKER, THE SPIRIT OF OUR NATION
MARCH TO 10 DOWNING STREET
KEIR MUST REMAIN
my name is keir starmer.
son of a toolmaker.
I am the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
I owe my labor convictions to my fathers job.
Keir, like Dark, in irish.
Starmer, like Der Sturmer.
I owe my name to my most important influences. My Identity.
The scene is majestic. My position, my administration as the most powerful man in england changed from one tiny little town. One little moronic town of moronic voters, who cannot see my vision for labor. people who we represent. workers, laborers,
"Mr. Prime Minister...."
"Prime minister....
"Andy Burnham has won the election in Makersfield. he has several MP's threatening to resign if you do not."
"Everyone except Lammy and Miliband leave the room."
The Makerfield Hitler has come out of his lair
The labour ogre has MP's threatening to resign
The English Tiger is pushing towards 10 downing
The unfaithful had rioters break into BBC headquarters
The usurper was seen 60 leagues from london
Burnham is advancing with great strides
(any dead american president) wouldve been a democrat!
(any dead american president) wouldve been a republican!
what that president would actually believe
White people built this country
We’re the least racist people right now, everyone else wants to kill us.
No one else has ever even banned slavery, it’s bigger than ever today.
Kick people out that hate our country or hate White people so we can fix this place
he needed the scarface intended emotions chart. youtu.be/Hrys-1yBIe8?si=J5fK… YOURE FEELING THE INTENDED EMOTIONS BROTHER!!! DAVID LYNCH IS THE BEST DIRECTOR TO MAKE FILMS ABOUT THE ABUSE OF WOMEN!!! WATCH FIRE WALK WITH ME!!! PLEASE!!
the nixon meeting elvis photo is one of my favorites ever. it has a nixon has this deathly uncomfortable peep show like awkwardness and elvis has this ethereal lynchian deer in the headlights thousand yard stare
early 2000s bombs like son of the mask or master of disguise are so painfully unfunny and off putting that the idea of people paying money and seeing it in a theater loops around to being so funny that it makes me cry with laughter