I love when my body decides to stay awake for 3 days and have a resting heart rate of 140. It’s REALLY cool when it does that and totally doesn’t annoy me
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Calvin retweeted
The Rape University - @Cornell
Part II - I refuse to be silenced.
They raped a drugged and barely conscious woman for 7 hours and got essays as a punishment?
Tear it all down.
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Calvin retweeted
i spent all my free time over the last two years building ALATURKA from scratch, entirely on livestreams with a $0 budget.
it is basically a PS2-era 70s Istanbul GTA with heavy driving physics and döner kebab deliveries.
here is the new official trailer. RTs appreciated.
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Calvin retweeted
Neither is the armpit but Imma still #fuckit
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
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Calvin retweeted
My girl watching me drink 12 beers then do my Asian accent to the waiter at Chili’s
wok
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I’m actually incredibly upset at myself for how poorly the blue Calvin bit went yesterday. I try to take pride that I don’t script dialogue or the like, but my improv was horrid. My shitty broken camera fucking up the focus and getting shaken just made it worse.
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I should have also managed the audio better, for both Calvin’s, the game, and the music. And I’m 95% sure no one is that interested in a person doing karaoke with themselves. Kinda felt like I wasted 3 hours of time for everyone on a bit that was mediocre humor at best.
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I FORGOT TO CHANGE MY TITLE AND GAME AND FORGOT TO ADD THE COMMANDS FOR WHY I DID IT.
Still had fun thank you everyone and we are still collecting funds to repair my broken equipment
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Calvin retweeted
I decided that the special event instead of drinking for 8 hours I’m doing something funnier. My twin is coming back and we’re gonna have a very special stream for you all. Saturday 6pm EST.
I’ve been throwing up unable to sleep and splitting headache since last night, going to move this to next Friday.
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