GDG Mobile dev at DeKUT. I feel so bad for my doubters.

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Kuna dem anataka kunichukua ajioshe nikue wake?
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Kimuzi naye hunishangaza aki. How can a fully developed human being look like this. Yani jamaa kweli kama hapa alikua 21 years,lakini anakaa ancestor bwana,anakaa nikama alizaliwa na nyanya yake. Nywele inakaa nikama ilikua inapakwa matope ya red wakiwa kule kamagut wakiiba ngombe ya kipisigis. His physiognomy is quite unique. Lakini hiyo si kusema hatawai pata bibi Women are very robust people. There is now a specific genre of women who are only attracted to men who look like our retired bandit kimuzi. And these women are usually very self aware,emotionally intelligent and mature. After dating handsome men like me for a long time,they realize these guys are very shallow,have no sense of humour,are not funny or kind and have egos. And thus,they divert to sura kiatus Mtu kama hii kimuzi unajua haiwezi kosa story. Kimuzi ni mtu amekula kangumu mbili kaf kaf ikamshikilia siku tatu,na hakunywi maji,ako tu hivo amekauka,na AK47 kwa mabega. Premium bandit this one. This is the kind of man these women go for. They love hearing how you almost lost your life while milking an elephant,sababu sura ngumu naye unajua hakuna kitu hawafanyagi,they have nothing to live for Nyinyi mtashinda hapo mkiulizana ooh how did he get her? Kumbe ata dem ndiye alikatia jamaa. Na hizi ndoa hukaa sana,kama hii yangu iko karibu kumaliza mwaka
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Tunajaribu kuaddress hii story ya bullying and then this Bethlehem based melanated jew anaturudisha 10 steps back.
Madem Wa Twitter will never agree they are either ugly, fat, stupid, broke etc. They'd rather block you. But they won't block the truth. Wakikaaa mbele ya mirror the truth will always be visible.
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Lately all the moves I make are calculated and based on experience because I have already learned certain lessons the hard way.
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I genuinely hate how normalized cheating is. It’s the most disrespectful thing you could to someone you love.
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On sale, only for Ks 500
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Mbona most tech bros huvaa macho nne?
Dream it. Go get it. Friday, and we’re here building. 🚀 glitexsolutions.co.ke
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Sahi mnaona vile kina mkenya daima na mtu tano wanapelekewa miaw bure Lakini wewe small wig ukitaka lazima utoe tax mamaye😂😂 I really pity simps manze .
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anytime your parents treat you differently from your siblings, be ready for that same energy to change when they no longer benefit from you
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Being the first son in your family comes with a different kind of pressure.
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To all the kids excited about growing up, please don't. Adulthood is a scam. Stay young for as long as you can.
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Loyals wangu shukran kwa kunisupport,we grow together
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At what age, ulipata your first Ksh 1M?
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good morning... there's something nice about waking up and realizing you have another ordinary day to experience things you haven't experienced yet....
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Drinking keg, especially the dark one normally attracts poverty
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Utanona kama ngoima
Naaribu mwili ju niko lazy kupika.
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Masaa zisonge haraka nitoke mjengo nianze anasa.
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Wachana na Supermetro mmecheki hii view ya Mt.Kenya kutoka Dekut 😁
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First career fair at DeKUT was a win! 🚀 Loved seeing AI in action across industries, meeting awesome companies, and getting great feedback from my mock interview. ​Onward! 🎓✨ #DeKUT #CareerFair #AI
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Nobody wants to see you WIN more than your MOM does.
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