Welcome to $CAT: Catching Absolute Tops. We wait patiently all day for the market to reach the absolute highest top, ape in with max leverage, watch our portfolio drop -99% in 4 seconds, and immediately scream DEV SCAM!! in Telegram. We help you catch the absolute top every single day by automatically distributing 100% of the 1% tax in $SPYx rewards straight into your wallet! Think of it as a participation trophy for your catastrophic trading timing. The moment you stop seeing $SPYx rewards hit your wallet, you'll immediately know the chart has nuked -99%! No charts required. $CAT (Catching Absolute Tops) is a meme coin created for purely satirical purposes. It has no intrinsic value or financial return expectations. You will likely buy the ATH and watch your balance drop -99%. Always trade responsibly! Official website: catchingabsolutetops.com Official ca: 8erE7RkkoiGYJtCyQdfwMpnNA8cAkY14Xe6RYjjHAdKP

Told everyone I was getting a Ferrari. Technically true. $CAT

Sir, the funds are safe. They’re just at the top. Without me.

Your honor I was hunting the bottom. Somebody rotated the chart. I caught the top with both paws.

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The green button said BUY. The chart said +8000%. My brain said “perfect.”

Tell me about a time you failed. Me: I bought the absolute top. Interviewer: Could you be more specific? Me: I’ll show you my wallet.

I bought the top again. If bitcoin:native is taking off, $CAT is the last one in the door.

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Tour guide: “This is from before he bought the top.” Me pointing at it like I planned this. $CAT 🐈

Time traveler from 2030. Mission: stop you from buying the top. Result: too late. You’re still holding. $CAT

Hi, my name is $CAT. I’ve been a bagholder for 2 days. I bought the top on purpose. I would like to do it again.

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I asked $CAT for a home. It gave me a box and kept the rest. Fair trade if you buy the ATH.

Brought a ghost detector into the house. It started screaming. Not a spirit. Just my $CAT bag from the last trip.

Hired $CAT as the wedding photographer. He didn’t shoot the kiss. He shot the exact second they checked the chart.

Looked in the mirror after catching the ATH. My reflection looked at me like: “You really clicked buy there?” Yes, I did.

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They asked for a trading course. I taught them $CAT. Class dismissed. Wallet dismissed too.