Riding the ponzi of magic internet money

Buying variational points at $100/point, DM me
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Still have not received one single offer, crazy
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been in the process of opening an account at UBS $20m min deposit for plumbers living in the uae smh they hate hyperliquid/onchain activity when literally every single tx is publicly verifiable fuck them, gonna stick to crypto neobanks
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can’t wait for kalshi to pull an opensea announcing a future token airdrop right before ipo to max scam the metrics and cash out at the most inflated valuation possible
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so glad to be jobless so i don’t have to get absolutely murdered on the timeline defending a company doing 95% fake volume to pump its valuation
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"there won't be a hyperliquid season 3" i've read this hundreds of times over the past 18 months truth is no one knows shit i choose to believe because if it happens, the upside is gigantic go big and expect nothing
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the crazy thing about $ETH is that if you were in 2021 and somehow got to read today’s timeline, you’d probably think it was trading at $20k
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being active on-chain when it's absolute goblintown has always been the best risk/reward in crypto those who kept using hyperliquid variational extended etc after 10/10 are gonna win big imo
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Don’t wanna jinx anything but last time i bought a watch it was the absolute top and everything went to zero including the watch 😭 Thank you @watchking69
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dudes shilling 3 illiquid shitcoins a day to 100k+ followers on fomo praising god once they are up big 😭
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3 years ago, those were good times
We are launching on @friendtech in less than 2 hours. Strong hands will be rewarded. Weak hands diluted. Stronger together CBB cartel. (3,3)
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after trying to snipe/game hundreds of project launches, we've seen plenty of clown teams with no idea what they were doing on-chain gotta say @standard_rsv launch looked very professional and felt pretty fair (unfortunately for us) we did bot the uniswap listing, but you could literally get same or even better price manually 20 mins later not a token shill, do whatever you want but good to see on-chain ponzi experiments for plumbers like us
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there’s literally an article from the Hyper Foundation stating this black on white and you still have dudes yapping about a burn hyperliquid s3 coded
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I can't wait to invest in the 129 pons forks on arc blockchain to achieve financial freedom
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I was actually shocked by polymarket fees during the world cup, somehow more expensive than centralized bookmakers prediction fees on trade[XYZ] are about 50x cheaper than polymarket and kalshi liquidity is shit rn but pretty sure that won't last long tradexyz era
Introducing Events by trade[XYZ]. With Events, we’re advancing our vision of Hyperliquid as the universal exchange—a single, composable system for trading financial assets and real-world outcomes. A user can deposit spot BTC, borrow USDC through portfolio margin, open a pre-ipo SpaceX perp position, hedge an upcoming SK Hynix earnings event with an events market, and pick the US Open winner—all from a single unified account on trade[XYZ]. Events will span sports, politics, economics, and financial markets, with an expanding range of categories and contract formats. Our initial Up/Down markets cover equities, commodities, and pre-IPOs, powered by the depth and liquidity of trade[XYZ] perpetuals on HIP-3. These perpetuals provide continuous price discovery and serve as the resolution source, so each contract is grounded in XYZ's liquid market prices rather than an external oracle.
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broke ass larp who scammed his community for $2.2k back in 2024 has an opinion about loracle trades
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making generational wealth in one very specific niche can trick you into thinking you're special and good at everything when you rotate into a new niche, you need the humility to start from zero again if you can't do that, the market will humble you fast
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if you send me a shitcoin on fomo, whatever it is, i will fucking jeet it and buy myself something nice thank you for your contribution
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