If you apply for a job and they ask you to submit a 2-minute video, it’s so they can discriminate against you based on your physical appearance
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Chad Slime ® retweeted
This could be your life when you follow the advice of @ChadSlimeBased
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There are people attending spaces at 10 AM on weekdays. Many of these people are broke. I'm serious—they often live in apartment complexes and could be evicted by sheriff's deputies any day. Some of them, however, have achieved unfathomable amounts of wealth.
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There are people who missed the bottom because of lines on charts lmao
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If you check your notifications and see this, let's just say you're about 6 months from never clocking into an office again.
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Chad Slime ® retweeted
Really enjoyed the talk yesterday, thanks for having @ChadSlimeBased and I over there to discuss ai infrastructure.
The @Bitdeer_AI joined @nvidia AI Day Singapore yesterday, comparing notes with industry experts on the real-world applications, frameworks, and tools driving AI innovation. A few things stood out from the room: ⚲ AI-ready compute capacity is getting scarcer faster than most roadmaps assume, which puts a premium on infrastructure that's ready to deploy now, not in 18+ months. ⚲ Building new capacity matters, but fully utilizing what's already in stock is just as critical for time-sensitive AI workloads. ⚲ Power and cooling architecture is evolving as fast as the chips themselves, as density requirements scale across every stage of AI infrastructure. ⚲ Sustainable, local energy sourcing is shifting from a nice-to-have to a hard requirement in markets like hashtag#Singapore. These are exactly the problems we address every day building AI factory. Great to be in the room with the people shaping what's next for AI. 🚀 @NVIDIAAI, @NVIDIAAP, @NVIDIAAIInfra 👏
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Chad Slime ® retweeted
just finished jury duty
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I just called the bears and it said the number is no longer in service 🤣 @FiatMaximus
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Should I release my "Diamond Ace" cold approach opener?
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Chad Slime ® retweeted
The Bitcoin Bear Chat was a failure of an experiment. Most of its members did NOT buy the bottom. They had one job.
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"Besides the obvious, what's one thing you'd change about yourself?" Congrats, you now have a guaranteed response incoming.
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I've got the keys.
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Replying to @ChadSlimeBased
CHAD SLIME!!!!
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If only you knew.
You: buying only fans subscriptions paying $500 for feet pics of 4s with CGI & makeup to look like 9s US: dm’d “Chad Slime” for the lols with 410 followers Built different.
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Being your authentic self at work is a great way to get fired
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@GoingParabolic add this tweet to your roster, schedule it again in 90 days
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We sleep
Made with AI
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That is the day I’m getting my next tattoo 👀👀💥
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Tonight. - Slime Based
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