PLEASE STAY GREEN TODAY 🙏
I cannot move back in with my parents
(I already live with my parents)
I cannot afford another overdraft fee
I cannot sell my car
(I do not own a car)
I cannot cancel Netflix
(I use my parents’ Netflix)
I cannot eat ramen for another week
I cannot sell my furniture
(I own a desk and one chair)
I cannot pick up more hours at work
(I do not have a job)
I cannot take out another loan
(They stopped approving me)
I cannot average down again
(There is nothing left to average with)
I cannot afford to be a long-term investor