😂😂 Maccie D's staff ain't having the disrespect on their turf

😂😂😂😂

Everyone in Britain today 😹 x.com/J_CartwrightN0T/status…

Massive spike

"Government needed to act more quickly and decisively when they see a threat from Coronavirus" "No not that quick"

Hard drives, immediately.

🏆 @MANUTD HAVE WON THE @CHAMPIONSLEAGUE… AGAIN! 🏆 The hero? Step forward Mr Edwin van der Sar! 🤩 @vdsar1970 🙌

The return of our Thursday League at Warwick was filled up in double quick time but we do still have a couple of spaces for the Monday Night League @South_ParkFC starting 10th August. ⚽️ 5-a-Side ⚽️ 30 Minute Games ⚽️ 3G Surface ⚽️ Fully qualified FA Referees ⚽️ 8-10 Team League

Perfect timing that

Announcement imminent on start dates.......

If you'd ever sent our attackers in the box you'd have won a few penalties yourself you sour old cunt

As with every window I'm not getting hyped about anything till I see players holding shirts

This murdered me

Footgolf charity tourney Sunday 13th September - please retweet. Great for all ages and genders. Any local teams looking for pre-season team bonding this would be perfect. @surreyfa @ssecleague @surreymirror @surreylive @BBCSurrey @South_ParkFC @DorkingWDRS @Merstham_FC

Horrible cunt, lock her up.

Pope Doherty VVD Evans Digne Grealish KDB Fernandes Aubameyang Ings Pulisic Subs Ramsdale Egan Dunk Sarr Shelvey Cantwell Antonio Kane Ayew

Meanwhile in Australia... (you’re going to want to see this one 😂😂)

Would you rather be relegated with the most points ever or stay up with the lowest points total ever Would you rather finish 2nd with the most points ever not to win it or would you rather win it with the lowest points total ever Do you see how silly it is to go on about points