Obama HAS NOT hired nine criminal defense attorneys, there's no evidence of an impending grand jury subpoena, no $150 billion was transferred to Iran, and no evidence connects Epstein's money or missing files to Iran. This is conspiracy fiction, not investigative reporting.
Obama tried to have us killed but 8 years wasn't enough time he needed.
OBAMA JUST LAWYERED UP AND NOW WE KNOW WHY
Washington, D.C. November 2, 2026
Barack Hussein Obama has retained a team of 9 criminal defense attorneys. Not civil. Not advisory. Criminal. The same man who told you Hope and Change is now preparing for a federal grand jury subpoena. In 2016 Obama sent Iran 150 billion dollars and 1.7 billion dollars in physical cash, pallets of money loaded onto unmarked cargo planes in the middle of the night. He told you it was a nuclear deal. It was not. The DOJ files released yesterday show that 2.3 billion dollars of Epstein’s network ran through Iranian banks, Deutsche Bank, JPMorgan, and Bank Melli Iran, a state owned bank under Obama’s nuclear deal exemptions. Obama did not pay Iran to stop enriching uranium. He paid Iran to store the evidence. The server farm. The blackmail tapes. The financial records. All moved to Tehran between 2016 and 2019 on Obama’s watch, through Obama’s channels, with Obama’s money. Trump just sent the military to recover it. Now Obama needs 9 lawyers.
And any lawyer would take this case, pro-bono.