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I have to admit, sometimes X gets boring so I slither back to Facebook
I'm not proud
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I'm an old guy, when I haven't seen you in awhile, I'm looking for a handshake. 🤝
Often there's the awkward moment when a handshake becomes a fistbump ... ok, then. 🫱🤛😅
However, I recently had an experience where an old friend I had not seen in awhile, flat out refused my handshake by saying, "I don't shake hands." 🫱 😐
We went on to have a pleasant conversation but it was the most awkward handshake moment I ever had !!!
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The picture is weird ... I don't think they work like that
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“Concern mounts over slow-moving, planetary-scale
'Kelvin' wave heading for
California”
Every few 1000 years these waves that are claimed to “span the planet” reshape continents.
The have been and ever will be the way planetary dynamics work.
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Guys in the stands catching foul balls with one hand while holding a baby is becoming more common.
Do new dad's develope some kind of super power while holding their newborn ???
Take it out of the ballpark ... could this same guy stop a bus or a bolt of lightning, for example, with one hand, while holding the baby ???
This needs to be studied 🤔
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Most people don't know I once played for the Frankford Yellowjackets.
That's me, third from the right, standing next to Potts.
Boy, what an asshole he was ... fuk you, Potts !!!
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I really can't understand why everyone is carrying around these steel water bottles everywhere they go ... little kids, too !!!
Today was a very rough day.
One of our kindergarten students was brought to the health office by two classmates. He walked in hunched over, looking like he was about to vomit. The nurse immediately grabbed a trash can, and he began throwing up. Seconds later, she noticed blood coming from his head and realized this was far more serious than a stomach issue.
Within seconds, he became extremely pale and started to lose consciousness. The nurses worked quickly to keep him alert while 911 was called. His condition appeared to be worsening as we waited for EMS.
Thankfully, first responders arrived within minutes, and his parents arrived at nearly the same time. Watching his mother break down in fear was heartbreaking. While EMS cared for Noah, the office staff did our best to comfort and support his family.
He was transported to a local hospital, and we are still waiting for an update on his condition.
The injury was caused by being struck in the head with a steel water bottle.
If you are the parent of an elementary-aged child, please consider sending a lightweight plastic water bottle instead. Young children often don't understand how dangerous heavy metal bottles can be when used carelessly.
Most importantly, please keep our little guy Noah in your thoughts and prayers tonight. ❤️
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You won't believe the answer 😮
Hey @Grok is India 🇮🇳 producing a concrete mix made from processed fecal sludge, nicknamed poocrete?
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Headin' out tonight.
Anyone who don't want to get pregnant or beat dafuk up better stay home !!!
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Goddamn shame 😞
I think this years 25th commemoration was the last we’ll see of any major 9/11 memorial tributes.
Aside from families and people who were directly impacted I believe 9/11 will be relegated to historical record, argued by conspiracy theorists and maybe a quick mention on news programs for a few more years.
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