Marlon makes IShowSpeed crashout after ragebaiting him about losing in Baller League 💀
"We get it you are 6'3 and lightskin. Who cares?! We know you the 'Mog King'"
Silky and JasontheWeen got into a HEATED argument after Jason admitted he was getting BUTTERFLIES over the Inde Navarrette x Marlon rizz stream, despite Marlon being married 😭💀
Jason: “I’m getting butterflies in my stomach.”
Silky: “He is a parasocial loser.”
Adapt exposed the CORE group chat, revealing that the boys have been spamming Marlon to rizz Inde Navarrette 😭
“Look at these last three messages. ‘Marlon, please, you have to.’ ‘OMFG, you have to.’”
Marlon bought phones for a group of football players in Botswana, but the wholesome gesture took an awkward turn when some of them got upset that they weren’t iPhones 😭💔
Marlon turned into PRIME ZLATAN in 🍑shorts, scoring a HAT TRICK and looking like the best player on the pitch against one of Botswana’s top pro teams 😭🔥
Marlon called out the losers begging him to rizz Inde Navarrette, saying he genuinely doesn’t understand the joke 😭
“Y’all just a bunch of fcking c*cks.”
Silky got genuinely proud talking about Marlon’s Mount Kilimanjaro challenge, saying he has no doubt Marlon will make it to the top and that it’ll be his greatest feat 🥹❤️🩹
“I believe in that boy. That’s gonna be his greatest feat.”
Tobi couldn’t believe it after Lacy put his own mom on the line and said God could strike her d*ad if he doesn’t score in the next Sidemen game 😭💀
“God, do not listen to that, please!”
Heinz ruined Lacy’s chances of filming inside a UK store by joking to the staff that he had “Clavicular-type allegations” 😭
“That’s that p*do from America. He’s a well-known p*do.”
Harry Potter’s aunt Fiona Shaw was genuinely stunned seeing how many fans Marlon had at the Burberry LFW show 😭❤️
"You are so popular but I think you know that"