I'm high wide & handsome. Love the Browns, Beatles, and Todd Snider - Tree hugging , peace loving, pot smoking, lazy ass hippie, protestor of corporate greed.
Tampa, FL
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My fellow Americans, are you safer now than you were two years ago? Is your quality of life better? Is America stronger now? Are we more united?
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The only good thing about inflation. It allows you to live in a more expensive neighborhood without having to move.
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So Kash Patel’s FBI will fire someone who worked on cases related to the criminal investigations into Trump, for taking a knee during the 2020 racial protests, for having a Pride flag on your desk, but it’s perfectly acceptable to hire someone who screwed a farm animal.
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I’m not saying that Kash Patel has had sexual relations with animals but I’m not not saying that Kash Patel has had sexual relations with animals.
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One day I shall craft a Tweet so clever that great philosophers will roll in their graves that they did not think of it first.
This is not that Tweet.
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“It was miraculous. He turned vice into virtue and slander into truth, arrogance into humility, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice."
- Joseph Heller 'Catch-22'
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Signs that you are in a cult. Your leader makes pledge allegiance to him. Not your country, not your constitution, to him.
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I believe that DonOld will give every American a $5,000 dividend if Republicans win the midterms, the same way I believe that DonOld was carried away by two big beautiful firemen at the WTC after 9/11.
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Funny how the same people that complain that they don’t say the pledge of allegiance in school (they do). Are the very same people that don’t believe in liberty and justice for all.
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All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮ retweeted
Where is the Venezuelan oil money?
#VenezuelanOilMoney
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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮ retweeted
Where is the Venezuelan oil money?
#VenezuelanOilMoney
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