One thing poverty stole from a lot of people is the ability to make mistakes. Every decision has to work.

From now to December, expect many of your favorites here & across social media platforms switching sides. Most of them will subtly campaign for Tinubu or discourage you from voting in 2027. They’ve been paid. But we must come together & resist them. Nigeria must be OK!

Re-visiting this masterpiece 🔥

When was the last time someone told you, "I love you," even if they were deceiving you?

I spent over £34k sending my younger brother to the UK. I paid his school fees, and he lived in my house for free, with food and accommodation fully covered. He finished his Master’s program, moved out, started working, made enough money, and opened a barbing salon with 8 chairs in the heart of London. He has never bought even a loaf of bread for my sons. He built a house in Nigeria without telling me. He flew his girlfriend to Spain for her birthday. One time, I lied that I was broke and asked him to send me £500. He told me he had used all his money but had ₦1 million he wasn’t using. I sent him my naira account details. It has been 3 months, and he has never replied to that message. Family is not blood. Now that I have decided to be wicked, nobody should blame me. I have seen all sides of human wickedness. I have repeatedly told him and other family members that if God had put them in my position, I would still be in the village suffering. The highest they would do is send me $100 and ask me to be grateful. I have lived the first half of my life for others, and now I have decided to be wicked, selfish, and stingy for myself and my sons. Humans are terrible. Just buy a dog. If you've not experienced something like this, you won't understand Gaius Chibueze

My brother has been crashing out ever since his talking stage said she’s a roadside banker. Man thought he found a financial baddie, only to discover she meant POS agent. 😭😂

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Make he no watch wetin he spend money seh 🤣

You have won in life as a woman if your man doesn’t have pot belly. You are free to misunderstand this but this is the honest truth .

You think women are looking for love??

I don't have time for rules oo. I'm texting you first, calling you many times a day if possible, and if I see something and I have the money, I’m buying it for you. I'll only stop when it's not being reciprocated. Life is too short for all these strict rules. I'll call you many times a day. Anytime I think of you, I'm calling. I believe with the right person, there's nothing like being too clingy.

A heads-up Before you start fighting for Nigerians. Remember that they will always side with their oppressors⚠️

Let me just put this out here to avoid any misconceptions from my mutuals!!!! I know some of you must have noticed my rate of engagement dropped a bit. I just want you all to know that it’s not intentional. School has resumed and combining it with work, other things, and X hasn’t been easy but I still do my best to show up here daily as much as I can. In fact, I sometimes engage with your tweets while I’m in class. Please bear with me 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽. And to my mutuals who keep engaging with my tweets even when I’m not online to reciprocate, I just want you to know that I see you 🫶🏽. Danke!!!!

Nobody knows what their last tweet might be fr So that babe is dead 💔

Dear 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005. It's time for the fourth kid!!!

“Be careful working with Nigerians.” A friend told me that this statement is often used by people in her country, and now she has finally found a reason to believe it. The Nigerian company she works for sent her a Termination letter in the middle of the night. They didn’t even bother to check the time zone.

P'ple are wicked o. this illiterate alhaji does business worth millions of naira with the company I work for. but for 2months now, he stopped patronising us. Our MD became so concerned & tried to reach out to him. we jus found out he is so.....

The Aboki bike guy that carried me from my estate gate to the bus stop smells freaking gooooood. As soon as I got down from his bike, I said, “Oga, God will bless you. Your enemies will not see you.” He was just laughing.😂 His fare was ₦300, but I gave him ₦500 and told him to keep the change. He said thank you, and I told him, “No, I’m the one that should be thanking you for smelling this nice. Please keep it up.” Then he left. Seeing an Aboki Okada rider that smells this nice is by connection.😩

I nearly sold my two plots of land just to sponsor my girl’s nursing career in Germany… Na God save me. 😂

He wan show the world say the money he use train you no waste