Web developer|Cyber Security|Data Analyst|MUFC

Lagos, Nigeria
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Any time she takes her glasses off, disaster begin
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No matter what, no woman is worth dying for. You should always put yourself first. Love your woman, but don’t be stvpid about it. If you lose your life for any woman, another man will fvck her on your grave or immediately after your funeral to help her feel better. Be wise!
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Every year! I told you 9ja men love being in loveless relationship If she does something for them, they would look for a way to pay her back 'to avoid disrespect.' 😂 9ja men wey dey allergic to love
The babes you people were fighting for your rights to change their phones and pay their bills didn’t do anything for you today, btw. 😂 On Girlfriend’s Day, Valentine’s Day, her birthday, and your next anniversary, you’ll still be looking for surprise package vendors to help you curate gifts for this same person who doesn’t know how to reciprocate. Mumu.
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Be Aggressive about your life. It is the only way to get what you want from it... Nothing comes from the gentle hoping, half-given effort, or the daydreaming of most. You have to know who you are... What you want, pursue & reject Be Aggressive about your life.
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Bimbo Ademoye's film on YouTube doing 5M views in 24hrs is pure madness 🔥🔥
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Na only God know the kind Wire Pino vibes chop that year He just login twitter begin de paste everybody 150k😭😭😭 He share pass 30m broooo
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Make I rush marry make my life kon dey miserable like 5star parents own Make my pikin dey twitter dey beg for basic things like bed and iPhone Nah ur parents make me chill ooo I don learn from their own mistake I no wan born pikin make e dey move like 5star online 🤣😂😭
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Na so I ask person how much his babe earns since they were planning life together. I was trying to work the maths with him on how to plan their finances. Baba said "dem dey ask woman how much she dey earn?" I just weak
My younger brother got paid ₦650,000 on the 27th of last month. His first real salary. Yesterday morning, his wife of six months posted a new wig, a new iPhone, and a cake that said “soft life loading.” By evening, he called me and said, “I don’t know who is funding my wife’s lifestyle, because obviously it is not me and my ₦650,000.” He asked me if he could ask her or check her phone. I told him to just ask her, and also check her phone and bank app before he sleeps in that house again. A man who is afraid to check his own wife’s phone is not married; he’s living with a stranger.
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this Lagos Life game has taught me one thing about women 😭😭 women can DECORATE a house!!! every lady’s house i’ve visited so far is well put together from beautiful furniture and everything matching. 😂 then for the the guys, it’s just couch, PlayStation and snooker.
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Let it be known that today is National Boyfriend Day, your woman didn’t make any plans, didn’t even wish you. The internet is quiet, but once it’s National Girlfriend Day, they’ll pressure you, disturb you to be celebrated, to get gifts. Everybody knows what they’re doing.
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Make her swear she didn't know that's how the man is. Besides, you people say, "Cohabitation is a sin" HeartMattaz
My friend needs your advice guys🙏🏾
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Financial education is something every adult should have. This keke guy told me he has 2.5M naira in his savings. I asked him for how long would the money be in his account before he’d need it? He said he wants to complete the money 5M then use it to buy a land. So I made a proposal to him. Give me 2M from that money then after 6Months I will pay you 2.4M. This means I will pay you 400K monthly! This means you would make 400k from the 2M in 6months, instead of just keeping it in your account. This young man didn’t even think about it. He just said NO and changed the topic.
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I can bet it with me with everything that I have that she is a first daughter😭💔
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Which land deal are you buying? A or B? 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Lmaooo🤣🤣🤣🤣 "See person wey I dey pity for compound, I dey give am foodstuff sometimes, I dey even help am pay him nepa bill o, I just hear this morning say he don go canada". The man was ranting and shouting at the bus stop, he was going from shop to shop telling his neighbors.
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DARK SIDE OF MOST WOMEN MEN DON’T KNOW ABOUT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 1. A woman doesn’t reject you because she has standards, but because she has options. 2. A woman can be in 7 different talking stages, probably sleep with 2, and still swear with her life that she is loyal to you. 3. They don’t want a man who treats them like a Queen, but a man other women want. Ask yourself why you don’t have women around you until you are in a relationship… 4. A woman’s loyalty is usually strongest when you are winning, not when you are struggling. 5. She doesn’t lose feelings; she transfers them. If she is tired, best believe your replacement has always been on the bench. 6. If she is posting QUOTES and showcasing her body like the women at a red-light district on social media, she is advertising. Best believe she is talking to someone else. Social media will always expose things the same way it exposes fraudsters. 7. Men dump women, but women relocate to another man because women don’t really leave until they are sure of the next one. 8. Women will make you look like the devil, even when they caused the breakup and burnt the bridge. WELCOME TO MY TED TALK 👏👍
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KWAM 1 clear her straight... Lmao
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Good morning from a humble billionaire 84th in Lagos life🙏 started from nothing. I remember when I was doing alabaru in the market square, I slept in the tech hub for days. God did, bet did. Giveaway soon✅✅
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Every step is taking me further’👾 OutSoon!
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It's crazy how true this is. For context: In my first year of Bug Bounty roughly from October 2023 - December 31 2024. I made a total of about €26,130 from YesweHack alone. Which at the time using the exchange rate of then rounded up to about ₦35m - ₦40m By February 1st 2025 I genuinely had ₦0 to my name 😂. If you had asked me what on earth did I use that money to do, I genuinely have no answer to give you. Come 2025 the first thing I did was to make it practically impossible to access my bounties. Like it would be easier to rob the federal reserve than for me to access my own bounties. I told myself I had to learn to let money sit without needing to do anything with it. Today, over 400 reports later, having crossed over €100k+ bounties earned from YesweHack alone, looking back now that single decision I made, to force myself to learn to let money sit was the best decision I ever made. You will bounce back, but you will learn a lot of lessons first fr. 😂
I swear she did not lie… if you are someone that is not from a rich family, you need to watch this video 💯🫡
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