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Chuckfug retweeted
fluffy 🥹
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Men can only ever truly love one woman in their lifetime and I used my one time 12 years ago on someone I interacted with once on roblox
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Chuckfug retweeted
my mom thought she was slick #gimmedat
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They say that after 23 you can't pick up any more skills or hobbies
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Chuckfug retweeted
Replying to @Chuckfug
Fuck a gift horse in the mouth.
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Chuckfug retweeted
Replying to @Chuckfug
Ill fuck my cake and eat it too. Ill fuck the hatchet. Ill bark up the fuck tree. Ill fuck my socks off
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I'll fuck the dead horse. I'll fuck the elephant in the room. I'll fuck those two birds and beat my dick with the stone
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Chuckfug retweeted
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At the glory hole but the one for kissing and handholding
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running back to the toilet after realising it’s not over yet
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ピカ? #ポケモン
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We get to go outside and play tomorrow
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The rivals 2 devs are lucky they made the best video game of all time otherwise I wouldn't put up with any of this shit
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Hey..! HEY! Say "Thank you!" 😠👊💢
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It really sucks when you get a girlfriend and have to cheat on her like all the time
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Chuckfug retweeted
Someone brought this back to my tl and I instinctively reached to like, but alas it's already been liked
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Okay guys I admit it I was the one that sent a picture of me with a gun to my head to every rivals 2 dev when they added the puddle timer
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Chuckfug retweeted
it's always so funny when people are trying to sell their used couch for $1500 on fb marketplace. a couch on fb marketplace costs $200. they're always like "i paid $4000 for this couch." not my problem man. should have bought it on fb marketplace, where a couch costs $200
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‘Despicable Me: Minion Rush’ is shutting down after 13 years.
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DQ'ing the morning of a tournament you pre registered for
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