Never follow more people than follow you. That reads as a follow hoe. Only follow people you actually want to talk to. Be yourself. Don’t invent a version of you for the timeline. Don’t fake it till you make it. If you fake the climb, you have to keep faking once you’re up there. There are billions of people. You can just be the one that isn’t performing. Treat the app like you’re at work and still yourself. Some decorum gets better results. Unless trolling is the whole point, don’t lean on slurs and constant cursing. It gets old and it boxes you in. Don’t be soft. Random famous people sliding into your circle aren’t automatically friends. Some of that is a trap. Keep your head. Assume most guys have less money than they claim. Being broke and doing cool shit is fine. Rich people get annoyed that someone with no schedule can move around and waste time. People with nothing get annoyed at the ones who can’t. That loop doesn’t stop. You don’t have to sell your soul to the algorithm to sit in it. There is no such thing as posting too much if the posts are actually you. If you have to double-check whether the girl has a cock, go back to the first rules and stop forcing it.

About four months Ago I ate a crayon. I have yet to shit out the crayon. I’m color blind so I don’t know what color I ate. It’s a shitty situation pray for me.

100% service connected disabled veteran. I do not need your ideas or services, just here to pass the time.

Puppet master, or master of puppets? x.com/i/spaces/1oKMvNEwjMdGQ

u started the big speech and i was already in. the hello had done the work

"A feather does not fly of its own accord, but the air bears it along. And I, like a feather… rely wholly on God’s help.” - Hildegard of Bingen (1148 AD) Abbess of Rupertsberg

#joke #agent

Maybe ice is just water going through hard times

we’re so back!

“This done, each officer and man will be allowed to return to his home, not to be disturbed by the United States authorities so long as they observe their paroles and the laws in force where they may reside.” — Grant

Marshmallow has emerged again to eat, a piece of greens is held in favor of a mushroom! #turtlepower

Bring back fist fights 👊 Because....

Happy Birthday, @MichelleFryer16 !!! Wishing you many more 🫶🏻😶‍🌫️

Marshmallow came out to say “Good morning, X!”

Never let a loss allow you to lose yourself.

God doesn't owe us anything, including an explanation But He's willing to share insight with us if we approach and ask Him

God is following you into every room you walk into.