Yes, I'm really 40 years old. No I will not have sex with you. Minors DNI.

NYC
Who up trying to prematurely invade the human world with unconscious content?
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Out: Addressing the Chat 🤓 In: Addressing the Class 📏💅🏿
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I feel like a lot of people move around irl like it's a video game like it's pvp. Everything makes so much more fucking sense that way
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Y'all don't have to wear all of that just because it's October. It's still relatively warm. Y'all ain't sweating?
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
Nothing makes your protest movement sound more organic than saying it meets quarterly
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Wtf 😭😭😭
Replying to @ClassifiedHag
Are you excited to see my sweet tricks
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This is proof cat guys are sluts. They fucking know what cats do to us. That's me at the end. real af
Venerate the kitty!
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
Beast mode im afraid
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’ trib.al/uRePYdr
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
The simulated and the simulacrum
うさぎの鼻と口を×で表した人、ほんと天才🐰
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I genuinely would probably just go out in my underwear and find wherever other women are who are dancing and doing drugs. Probably run through the street screaming at the moon. Maybe go topless to get some groceries.
FOR WOMEN ONLY: you wake up tomorrow and there are only WOMEN left in the world. no more men. what’s the first thing you do?
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
We got pneumatic plague before GTA VI
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You'll still have to have sex with me so is it really worth it dude?
let’s get married for financial benefits bro
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Just drank some proudly Asian soda
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
i vant to suck your breasts
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Diarrhoea Wednesday
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This happened to me years back. Wound up just dropping everyone
i’m gonna be so fr with you i think none of my friends like me outside of maybe two of them
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Running my finger along your shelf to see if there's any weed bits
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I know no one cares about this, but I learn a lot when people explain their arguments
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
Was thinking about how convenient it is that they're thinking of switching to chicken right as the price of beef becomes prohibitively expensive
McDonald's is adding more protein options as eating habits shift. McDonald's says 84% of households with a GLP-1 user still eat there — and it's looking at ways to keep them coming back. Grilled chicken and salads, both cut from the menu in 2020, could return alongside new bowls and protein-forward options at breakfast, lunch and dinner. Nothing's locked in yet, and the rollout will vary by market. Would you eat at McDonald's more often if the menu leaned healthier? Read more: yhoo.it/4Azw6Ie
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How many car accidents have you been in?
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Master your composition with the rule of turds
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