I hope every Texas fan who visited Neyland Stadium today enjoyed their experience. Shit talking yall online was fun even though we came up short. The Will Muschamp curse sadly lives on
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Josh Heupel won’t be fired this season unless we lose out or something. But Glen Elarbee, your seat is red hot right now. Get your boys to start blocking or it’s back to Golden Corral for you permanently. Every single player on that line is a 4 or 5 star recruit
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My meltdown today has been 2023 levels. I’ve cooled off though and the final result for the Vols isn’t awful. But man we have a lot we can improve on offense, and that game was EXTREMELY winnable.
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That wasn’t even on the oline. Brandon spamming buttons instead of reading the fucking field
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This is not hate on Faizon because I think he’ll be a star in the future + he really needed a year to develop. But we respectfully have Jarrett Guarantano at QB this year. He hasn’t learned the timing of when to throw the ball yet and this oline needs to be thrown in a volcano
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I hope Glen Elarbee drinks from that Golden Corral chocolate fountain until I never have to hear about him again
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We’ve learned how to throw something other than go routes to Mike Matthews
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Tim banks is approaching Osama Bin Laden status when it comes to terrorism talk. Jim Knowles is proving it
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Did that other punt returner not just call for a fair catch when he knew the ball wasn’t coming for him?
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If we score an offensive touchdown right here Neyland Stadium might fall down
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I just stripped completely naked
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We should be thankful it’s only a 10-3 game at half. Defense saved us tremendously.
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This 1st half playcalling and bending over pants down with 2 timeouts shows how much faith Josh Heupel has in his QB situation for this year. It’s not on Faizon at all, but FUCK that’s the most conservative shit I’ve ever seen since Butch Jones
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BOOOOOOOOOO
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I didn’t know Boo Carter went to Texas. Thanks Simmons! You dumbfuck
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Great call by Joey Halzle for the QB draw right after Faizon spent 15 minutes in the mysterious injury tent
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I’m starting to hope Donald Trump gets up and takes the longest shit of his life and this game just gets completely turned off (Texas fumbled for a loss of 12 while I was typing this)
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Glen Elarbee. Don’t get me started again because it won’t be pretty this time
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Stay negative guys. It’s working #FuckHalzle
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