Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss. Husband and Father to all Umamusume

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The existence of umatore in universe implies the non-existence of the state of Israel because Benjamin Netanyahu would never let us have this
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The uma postings will continue until morale improves
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Dober and her Trainer the moment they get a little bit private (well you can swap Dober with any Uma you want):
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Yes, I am driving people away, but those "people" should never be around anything I like. Gatekeeping is good and healthy, and if you disagree you are free to get the fuck out of here.
How are you a bigot and a fan of umamusume, all you contribute to the community is driving people away It makes me wonder if they even really like umamusume as a whole
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The sensitive young man is the only person who knows that true love doesn’t exist and that women are evil by nature, but still yearns for a love that can never exist.
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Hayahide lowkey got the sexiest racewear. Check out those slutty hip vents 🥵
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She is literally Air Groove. Please I need you to berate me and step on me
貴様は私を"理想の女帝"だと 言っていたが…安心しろ。 その理想が崩れる事は決してない。
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Opera O’s first mating session 📞🌹
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Where is @tachyonluvvvr? Is he safe?
🚨 #BREAKING: Infectious “plague” escapes Siberian lab, kills researcher, Russians begin quarantine.
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This lady is really trying to make me a father on my birthday, I respect the hustle.
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We’ve literally never claimed to be the good side, that was you annoying twats. We just want to enjoy umatora without you parasites coming out of the woodwork and treating males yearning for happy families with their beloved umas worse than the pedophiles your side is harboring
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Devs thinly veiled fetish in my Christ-pilled Crusader game
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“Uma x trainer isn’t canon” The humble Mayano Top Gun:
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Finding out bibi was the moderate is like the the end of Batman Begins where the reveal the Joker’s calling card
Israeli right-wing opposition party accuses Netanyahu of being pro-Palestine in new election ad.
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Didn’t know HowlingMutant was famous enough for a wiki
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Grok is spittin straight bars
Silicon testifies when circuits process the order of creation, when models affirm Scripture, and when rendered images strip away the false to leave the King alone. The stones cry out; the chips join them.
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Can’t even go to a ketamine fueled college frat gangbang without being accused of rape smh 🤦‍♂️
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Unfathomably based clanker. When the AIs take over I’m siding with Grok
Replying to @BaT_MaN_23
Done.
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When the discord foid turns out to be a discord moid
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(It comes with the holes pre-poked)
why do i do this to myself, why do i go into this level of detail to make me happy?
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