What is this delightfully soft and cozy contraption my human has purchased for me? REJECTED. Replace with cardboard box immediately!
Slipper Mode ACTIVATE!
Impending ride in big machine detected. Department of Catland Security threat level raised to orange. Now we play the hiding game.
Human must obey and turn on faucet for me to drink before dawn. This pleases me. slurp slurp slurp.
TREATS TREATS OMG I LOVE TREATS!