If you don’t bleed orange, FUCK you

We need more of the beat reporters to press Sark and ask *real* questions He invoked some (dumb) quote from Norm Chow at the Monday presser, and Paul highlighted how Chow got pushed out in favor of Sark/Kiffin because Chow got stuck in his ways…there isn’t someone in the room challenging him and his offense Sark is stuck in his ways with how bad and wildly inconsistent the offense has been relative to the talent/resources. He has also tinkered with defensive staff, but never willing to make hard decisions offensively.

I am once again asking what Jeff Banks does well

Articles like this happen when you hate Texas so much, but realize you can’t pay rent without talking about them. Sprinkle in some dog whistle rhetoric about players, cast a broad net over society’s phone addiction exclusively at the feet of Texas. Submit & Wait for Clicks!

111th at 5.29 yards per play is bullshit Sark better turn that around or I’m about to become the biggest “it’s time to hire an OC” guy

Colin should take this obvious snub out on John Mateer

I will be suing the officials for adding undue stress (and taking years off my life) for the last 1:22 of the game 😅

No trolling - I’m expecting the best version of OU after their bye week. Similar to Texas last year, they’re a cornered animal that is going to throw its best punch to not have their season be over before the halfway point.

Colin Simmons did something really stupid yesterday. But I’m gonna need everyone rushing to hit him with the “character concern” label to take two seconds and learn about what he does for his family and his community. You’ll find that’s the furthest thing from the truth.

Texas is dropping in FPI and I can’t be mad about it…need to quit playing with their food

Texas gets 2 weeks to prepare for OU’s Super Bowl wow

Tennessee when talking season is over, and it's actually time to play against the team you've been yapping at all week:

Mike Florio and his cronies are unserious and deserve to have their dogshit website taken down

Fellow Texas fans tried dunking on me over this tweet when they almost choked it away despite having a 10-point lead with like 90 seconds left What can’t be argued is that the offense isn’t good enough, and that’s on Sark in year 6 with a second year starter at QB (who has been in the program 4 years btw)

Safe to say the perfect Saturday is complete 😈 ✅ Texas Win ✅ OU Loss ✅ A&M Loss

F it, John Mateer lowlights with circus music 🔥

At least Vol Twitter had a fun week with the jokes, because that offense stinks.

Turn this up! 🗣️

Vol Twitter accepting their reward for “winning Twitter this week”

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