Please do not do this when I’m on call. Thanks

HIS REACTION!!!!!! INJECT IT INJECT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Ozzie Guillén baseball.

Miguel making history 😤

A letter to Chicago. Forever, Tim Anderson 🖤

WE GOT A MONANGI ANGRY RUN @KyleBrandt

I hope @BillSimmons is as excited about this display of Manning Face as I am!

“We’ll have 2 clocks sir?” “Yes soldier. One the fans, coaches, players and announcers can see…and no one only 2 people can see” “Which on will we use sir?” “No one knows”

Damn @OrvilleIV got me out here tearing up over a cartoon coyote 😭😭 #coyotevsacme #bravo

The Big Brassiere in the sky just gained an angel, We love you Dolly. 🕊️

The wrong 80-year-old wig wearing diva died today.

Avery, Jones and Maltese— we’ll fight for YOU!

Damn, I really thought @tomsegura and @DollyParton were going to finally get to be together now 💔

Saw The End of Oak Street and it confirmed my suspicions that Anne Hathaway can basically just make anything Good.

How would the world react if CR got taken out? 😂

Is a tiny bee actually the most urgent threat now facing America? @brianphillips: theringer.com/2026/08/19/nat…

Pretty ironic actually 👀😭

This makes me want to cry some very happy tears!!

Sad to see Tim Anderson retire. The two-time All-Star and 2019 batting champion’s most memorable moment has gotta be his game-winning walk-off homer at Field of Dreams in 2021. Here’s my painting of him rounding the bases after the blast, based on the photography of @ronvesely.

I have phone poisoning

Let’s talk about the biggest mistakes people make in the gym. The first one is confusing complexity with progress. They show up to a class, or a trainer puts them through a workout with a lot of complex exercises balancing on those balls, and they get sweaty and sore. The next time, they show up and do totally different fancy exercises and get sweaty and sore again. A year later, they realize they haven’t grown muscle and they’re lifting the same weights. What happened? All that complexity made them feel like they did something big. But doing their fancy exercises meant they were lifting less weight than the person doing the basics: row, squat, chin-up, deadlift, press, lunge. And changing it up every week made them feel like they were doing more than the person who just stuck to the foundational movements, but it also meant they were sacrificing the key to muscle and strength growth: progression. Adding 5 pounds to the same lift a week is going to make you stronger. When you do something new every day, you miss that. join.arnoldspumpclub.com/bir… It’s why when people join the Pump Club app, they do a Foundation program customized for their level and equipment. Beginners and intermediate members love it. Some people who think they’re advanced feel attacked - at first. “I need a specialized program just for my arms.” (I have never seen someone who can row heavy with small arms). “I need to train every day.” (Most people need to learn to train hard enough that they need rest before they’re ready for every day, which we do have after the Foundation.) “I’m too advanced for this.” (I just watched a guy at an app meetup who did the Foundation deadlift 770 pounds in front of me, I guarantee no one complaining can do that). People want to skip the basics because they’re hard and seem simple. Simplicity is the fastest path to progress.