I rewrote this song now that I’m grown, so please sing along with me:
If you’re sad and procrastinating,
clap your hands
👏 👏
If your to-do list is attacking,
clap your hands
👏 👏
If your deadline’s softly screaming,
and you’re somehow still daydreaming,
if you’re sad and procrastinating,
clap your hands
👏 👏
If you said “I’ll start in a minute,”
then spent one full hour in it,
if you know exactly what needs doing,
but you’re actively not moving,
if your tabs are all pretending,
that this counts as task attending,
if you’re sad and procrastinating,
clap your hands
👏 👏
Ra.