performance improver, happy coder, geek. Advisor @Dash0HQ Founder @InstanaHQ - @JavaOneConf rockstar speaker. Author and open source contributor.

Solingen, Deutschland
Why did Google break the fully functional Google Translate by embedding an LLM. Translations change as you go. Em Dashes everywhere.
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Fabian Lange retweeted
Stack Overflow has gone from a peak of 207k questions in march 2014, down to 1.4k in july 2026 end of an era
StackOverflow has so little traffic now that they're going to be hosting on a $5 VPS
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Claude is better at rewriting commit history in git than I will ever be.
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Watching Claude feels like watching Defrag
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Claude complains to me that Cursor always finds a new issue with its PR. What a time to be alive!
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I gave Claude access to AWS and Stripe. What could go wrong?
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I need @levelsio to teach hotels that a bottle of whiskey behind the receptionist is not a bar where you can enjoy craft cocktails 🤦‍♀️
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I think its crazy humans figured out a way to double the lifespan of cats. As cat lover I approve.
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Endgame for Image Gen AI is world maps with anything on top based of geographic locations. Which AI actually produces sensible results?
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Tried to make a @meta account today. To run an ad campaign. Immediately after signup i got disabled for violating something. Crazy. Maybe it’s suspicious I didn’t make a FB for 20 years 🤣
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How to people target software developers in Instagram? Interests "Software Development" brings 80% non devs. "Github" seems to at least target 50%. Targeting "Male" seems to at least include 20% "Female" - I am surprised its that bad.
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Outage after outage. @clerk is a liability.
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I wonder what would make Microsoft believe the company is real? DUNS, EIN, Certificate of Incorporation, Delaware online registry, Tax filings, Bank Statements, all have been rejected by the system so far. We truly have arrived in the age of AI shittification.
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Replying to @discord
Crazy how much spam, scam and phishing there is on a post like this.
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Hey @discord - after clicking the email verification link my account was immediately suspended for alleged toe violation. how can I get this fixed?
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When did fiverr become a "whats your budget?" platform? I am literally requesting a service for a price that you advertise.
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I want Apple Intelligence to pick the best 3 pictures out of 50 almost identical ones. Yet they demo at the store how to use speech to text to invoke ChatGPT to make an email sound more professional…
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Fabian Lange retweeted
KubeCon NA 2025 is almost nigh upon us. And with it come the first two Agent0 MtG cards: The Seeker and the Oracle. In Dash0, the Seeker is the Agentic SRE: it troubleshoots issues for and with you. In MtG, the Seeker is a creature that hunts down anomalies, helping you quickly get to the tools you need on the battlefield. Since anomalies are chaotic and deal (monetary, mental, and emotional) damage, they are clearly red. And what better than a Blue card to fight off Red shenanigans? The Oracle in Dash0 explains and formulates complex queries for you, avoiding your confusion and the bad feeling that comes with it. In MtG, the Oracle is here to help withstand damage, giving you back life (health points in MtG) every time your opponent draws cards. And when you go above the 20 life you start the game with, it starts making your Artifact Creatures stronger, which of course include all the Agent0 Agentic AIs. Playing the Seeker and the Oracle costs two island (blue) and two plains (white) mana, respectively. But we replaced those symbols with the icons associated with the Seeker and Oracle inside Dash0. The power level of these cards is off the charts. This is how we feel about Agent0 in general, because nobody says you should play fair against issues in your applications. If you would like a copy of these cards, find us this week at the Dash0 Booth (710). We will be the folks dressed in the red overalls who are very passionate about observability. You cannot miss us.
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iOS is great at keeping apps updated. You go to the App Store, 0 updates pending. You pull down to refresh: 6239 apps requiring update
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The GMail Package AI has been wrong every time so far
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