If one cigarette takes two minutes from your life then I must have died sometime before tobacco arrived in Europe
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Ate an Indian on Thursday and a Chinese on Friday. Want to cannibalise one of every race before Christmas / I’m caught.
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Had that past life regression therapy last night. Was a miserable filthy peasant every bloody time.
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I almost certainly saved a woman from being run over today by using some kind of mind power or telekinesis thing.
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All my wife does is study for her test on hearing loss and turn all her clothes into red ones.
She’s obsessed with deaf and dyeing.
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One of my more clever replies has had 17.5k views and gotten fully 5 likes today. Big things happening.
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