Uncle Stevie’s New York Mets, it’s all about the Mets // Gary Cohen’s Burner // Connoisseur of Stuff+

Shea Stadium
The #Mets comeback over the Phillies, but with Lazy Mary as the background music #LGM
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Didn’t realize this but blood supplies are often critically low. I am going to start donating blood more. People of all ages need it desperately. An act as simple as making one donation can save multiple lives. 🩸 🏥
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Mets never looked like this pussy
Four batters into Rays 1st inning, the Yankees have 3 errors. Very early-season Mets of them. 1-0 Rays.
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Braves traded William Contreras for "Sean Murphy" 😭
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Is Sal Stewart a better hitter than Carson Benge? No, but does he play in a tougher environment? No, but is he a better fielder? No, but is he a better baserunner? No, but does he play a tougher position? No, but
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I’m not sure who’s going to end up winning NL Rookie of the Year but Carson Benge’s case is looking awfully great right now
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Football Performances
If you’re John HARBAUGH you grab Matt Nagy by the fucking neck right now and have him explain why the fuck we are not just running it over and over again
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I've been fighting it all year and I'm confident the voters will go with Sal Stewart (because voters always see Bob Hamelin before they see Jim Edmonds or Manny Ramirez) but Carson Benge is, in fact, the NL Rookie of the Year
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Carson Benge has a better wRC+ and OPS+ than Sal Stewart this season, is a markedly better baserunner, and an infinitely better defensive player. No sensible voter should even consider having Stewart over Benge in their votes for NL Rookie of the Year.
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This is your NL Rookie of the Year I DO NOT CARE
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That dude.
Louder, Ron!!! 🗣️🗣️
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Oh MY, Carson Benge!
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Louder, Ron!!! 🗣️🗣️
Oh MY, Carson Benge!
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Mets taking credit for this
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The 2026 Brewers intentionally walked Carson Benge in extra innings with Trevor Megill on the mound and you DON'T think he's gonna win ROTY???
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“I’ve never had a brother but you’re the closest thing” ☹️☹️☹️☹️
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HERE COME THE METS
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ALT New York Mets Baseball GIF

AND NOW A.J.!!! The psychopaths are ON FIRE 🔥🔥
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