Soldier. Ohioan. Tiger. Parody.

Cincinnati, OH
Father- I confess I cannot fathom what manner of creature a “Steeler” is. By their swagger, I take them for a band of blatherskites, mighty in boast but poor in courage. I expect to send the whole lot home humbled, whilst bringing victory to our beloved city. Love to Mother. -Joe
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Father- We march next to the confluence of three rivers, where we shall meet the Tin Men in battle. They are led by a cantankerous old veteran on his last legs; his sidearm is no longer in the best of working order. We shall return victorious. Give Mother my fondest love. -Joe
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Father- We have delivered the victory at Houston! Allow me a moment for reflection, and give heed to my words: our defense is both cunning and dangerous. It warms my heart beyond measure to tell you how dearly I love them. -Joe
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Father- I rec’d your letter regarding my name on a casualty list with a lame back. Please tell Mother I am fine. The Texans deceive themselves to think otherwise. I shall take to the field a day hence and am quite serious when I say any suggestion otherwise is pure rubbish. -Joe
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Father- You might find it interesting to learn a peculiar band of Texans awaits us on the morrow. They were unable to stop a herd of buffalo but seem perchance to try and have their way with tigers. We shall see to it that is not the case. Pray good fortune. -Joe
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Father- Now i have a defense. -Joe
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Father- I write with the great news of victory! A band of pirates led by a pastry chef assaulted Fort Paycor on this day. We sent them away quite discouraged. Upon the whole the day was most fortunate. I feel more alive than I can recall in recent years. Love to Mother. -Joe
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Father- Another fall campaign looms. Anticipation, high. Morale, excellent. Let us do what we must at this place. It’s go time. -Joe
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Father— This is it. Joe
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Father- Yessir. Joe
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Father- This missive comes from the Nevada Territory where I’ve been dawdling. I learnt whilst our Commanding General was retained, some highly decorated ones were relieved of command. It should be understood our headquarters persists in considerations most find bewildering. -Joe
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Father- The president announced the retention of our commanding general and recruiting officer. I shall delay my return to meet with them and convey my pondering on how this enterprise can improve markedly. I endeavor without hesitation to have no further failings. -Joe
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Father- We suffered defeat to Shedeur, with whom I was unacquainted. Now we must convey urgency in refitting this regiment for future campaigns to win glory and no longer appear lost and miscast. I extend my best wishes; please tell Mother I’m coming home. ‘Tis a damn shame. -Joe
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Father- Critics and naysayers are asking why I’m on the battlefield during a lost campaign after suffering another terrible wound. As I told the papers, I just wanted to come back and go to war with the men. I hope Mother understands. -Joe
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Father- Today the regiment had more fun. My sincere hope is next campaign has more fun than not. -Joe
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Father- Merry Christmas to you and Mother. Tho I remain at my post at Fort Paycor this Christmas, enclosed is a daguerreotype for you and Mother to love in my absence. At some risk, I had it taken with the regimental mascot. -Joe
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Father- That was fun. -Joe
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Father- Ruffians built a large sign outside Fort Paycor. They call for the relief of our commanding general and recruiting officer. This campaign has devastated many hearts. Change is needed. Whether it occurs I know not. I only know I will do my duty til the last. -Joe
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Father- You may have seen in the papers I’ve been thinking about things. Our regiment needs better provisions: new weapons; and some shovels to entrench and improve our defensive posture. We must better screen recruits for proper fitness. I have many more thoughts to share. -Joe
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Father- I’m not sure I’ve had a more miserable day save those when I’ve been wounded. ‘Twas so cold my sidearm froze resulting in multiple misfires. The constant beatings take a toll on my spirit. Even the campfire fails to warm a man after a drubbing like that. -Joe
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