The original pterodactyl ghost. Friends w Kesha’s mom on LinkedIn.

Must. Stay. Toned. Until. After. Halloween.
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Tyler Cameron Why use many word when few word do trick
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& I love you ur so sexy
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Wait….work…
Kim Kardashian dresses up as her daughter North West for Halloween.
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It’s actually Watch Your Fucking Mouth day.
Today is Evaluate Your Life Day.
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Jonothan Jacobo retweeted
OK TATE MCRAE !!
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Evil Katy Perry be like this is how we don’t
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it’s funny cuz she’s already evil
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tank season isn’t over til i say so
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Tate releasing housewife while I’m the loneliest I’ve ever been and in the best shape of my life
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i jus wanna make a lotta money be my own housewiiiiiife
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Conservatives use their long necks to peek over bathroom stall doors and make sure you’re a biological woman. Evolution is truly amazing.
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“Okay Kelly, c’mon. You’ve got this. Left foot… right foot… left foo-NECK! OH FUCK NECK! NECK!… right foot.”
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So she’s a fucking liar?
girl in red announces new EP, ‘Blue.’ Out October 23.
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Just saw a man leaving the grocery store with a bouquet of roses and a smile on his face
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Shane Gillis is an ugly man that hates when hot people are hot. It’s been happening forever, he’s not the first 3/10 to rip on what he can’t have.
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Jonothan Jacobo retweeted
Republican Congressman Andy Harris gets laughed at after blaming high diesel prices on Democrats.
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My anxiety from the early stages of dating being gone is nice but fuuuuck I miss seeing that boy
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I love when Google Maps is like 24 MINUTES nvm 6 minutes
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