When a girl is wearing shorts and there's half an inch of cheek hanging out. Yeah I'm #into that

Are you aware of your self-destructive tendencies and do you care at all to make an effort to change them

Looking through the glass windows of my gym when I noticed a gentleman carrying a bouquet of roses. He opened the door for his girl and walked to the driver's side, carrying her purse on his shoulder. Ladies, all I gotta say is, never settle!

Why is the best performing content for my business always the videos where I post my self working out with my shirt off

You just have to fucking try.

Most of my clients are parents with young children. You would not believe how many parents I speak to have kids on the spectrum. I can't put a number to it, but I hear it more often than not. What's making all these kids autistic?

and they say romance is dead

I posted a photo of myself with my new glasses and this was the first message I got

If you put a gun to my head and told me I had 24 hours to text a woman in my phone and get her to agree to a date, I’d be dead

A girl actually sent ME a picture of her bicep yesterday. I didn't even ask for it but I'm not mad

I knew Hinge wasn't for me when I got a notification for my "most compatible" and it was a woman with Down Syndrome

👁️👁️

I just asked these two girls if I could work in with them on the hip extension machine because we both arrived at the same time and I could tell by me asking I ruined their day so I just decided to end my workout after they let me do my first set

My ex drove past me while I was on my walk yesterday and I caught her smiling down at her phone at a stoplight💔 I think it's over

I was pretty shy and quiet for most of high school up until the end of my junior and senior year. I remember, when I needed a date for junior prom and I didn't really have any girls in my grade who I wanted to ask. I decided to ask a girl in the grade above me who I worked with at the local grocery store. I'm pretty sure I just texted her, "hey do you wanna go to prom with me?" She was a quiet girl who was in the band, but very pretty. We kept in touch a little bit after high school and she had a crazy glow up. I saw a photo of her recently on Instagram and she basically looks like a blonde Sophie Rain (completely natural). Even before that, you could see the transition happening on social media in real time. She started going to Miami anymore, had a brief stent on OnlyFans, and then went the route of becoming a realtor. I don't know why I never asked her to be my girlfriend

your future wife is on Twitter you just have to wait until she DMs you

Hot take on Kirkland products. Yes, they are lower priced but most of the namebrand products they try to undercut are better tasting. Not always worth it even if it's cheaper.

My apartment complex has a WhatsApp group where they post events and social gatherings. I've never attended but I got specifically called out to join tonight. I wasn't planning on going anyways but now I am definitely not going

South Florida burner meet up when?

Took a break from being unemployed to grab lunch with my good friend @SterlingWest!

Asking what supplements to take when you're 100 pounds overweight is kind of like asking what to fill your tires up to when your car is flipped over on the freeway.