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When you're trying your best but nothing is going right.
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Accurate:
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I spent 5 minutes wondering why this guy was staring at me.
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omg guys i just saw a 4 year old girl take selfies of herself on her tablet and she said "that's a good one" 😂 i can't breathe
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Me every morning.
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Exactly.
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"I don't text first" Me:
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My first mistake in 2016 will be
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When the nap was really good.
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The only person snapping me during the holidays.
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i miss these shows 😭
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when your crush complains about being single
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when u meet your girlfriend/boyfriend's parents for the first time & you want to make a good impression
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Why blaze it when you can glaze it
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Us: Can we get 3 way FaceTime & better quality charging cables ? Apple:
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on Halloween someone please throw a party where everyone has to dress up as a cop so if it gets busted it's just mass confusion
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U better protect ur girl b4 i collect ur girl
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when you accidentally open a message and now you have to reply
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when you're stalking and you nearly like a 45 week old photo
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