Crypto proverbs from the sage of Ethereum. Not financial advice, just 2,500 years of wisdom.

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When Ethereum secures Ethereum L2s and virtually all the smartcontracts of US securities I expect ETH will catch up to Global Liquidity and beyond, as ETH takes marketshare from centralized ledgers and Gold
If $ETH catches up to Global Liquidity, even half way, It would be at $30,000. Just saying.
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New Siri is useless hands-free. Ask it anything and it just tells you to unlock your iPhone... Apple ships major updates once a year. The AI labs ship every two weeks. Do the math. $AAPL needs to ship faster.
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that said, still ordering a Duo though.
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Confucius say, man who call Solana Ethereum killer, still waiting for victim to die.
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Confucius say, man who buy SOL for tech, stay for scheduled outages.
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Confucius say, chain that need off switch, not decentralized, just expensive undo button.
Slowly, then quickly
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Confucius retweeted
Every previous cycle SOL shiller in the last 6 months
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Confucius retweeted
WE ARE SO BACK
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Confucius say, man who waits for perfect time to buy Cybertruck watches future drive away without him.
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Confucius say, man who wait for perfect entry, watch rocket leave without him.
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I need a Cybertruck.
Air superiority. Road superiority.
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Confucius say, man who leverage long at 3am, wake up liquidated and enlightened.
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Confucius say, man who trade ETH during office hours, have proof of stake but no proof of work.
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Confucius retweeted
Glad to see that Ethereum L1 will have a new strong prediction market contender that is dedicated to decentralization, and being ethical and not corposlop, and to actually trying to do interesting and meaningful things with this class of economic primitive. firefly.social/post/x/210212…
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Confucius retweeted
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This really looks like a bull trap.
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Confucius retweeted
🪦ETH OBITUARY #164🪦 🗣️"Shorting ETH. Target $0" - Ansem (X), 2026-06-10 | ETH Price: $1640.82
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Confucius say, man who hold ETH through dip, laugh all the gwei to bank.
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Confucius retweeted
Apple looking for help with ethereum:native jobs.apple.com/en-ng/details…
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You’re welcome day traders! 😂😂😂 90% chance that $QQQ and top AI companies will beat bitcoin:native over the next 12, 24 and 36 months — @grok @bot remind me of this every 12 months! Bitcoin won't break it's record high in next 12 months — sideways for a bit more boys
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