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Saying "All Lives Matter" is like interrupting Martin Luther King to tell him about your dream last night.
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Heard about the Olympian ski jumpers getting penile implants for the extra drag and that is not what I’d do with a bigger penis
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Got waylaid by the commercial airline industry this morning and suffice it to say they’ll no longer be getting a pass from me on what the deal is with their food service.
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Dr. Frankenstein upset Frankenstein going after judicial branch reuters.com/legal/us-chief-j…
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How do we find the balance between not glorifying vigilantism and not acknowledging the new high score
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I’ve been trying to find an angle all day but I don’t think I’m gonna be able to blame Hillary Clinton for this.
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Tonight feels like it could be the end of an era. Does Kirk have one last Monday night disaster in him?
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Where the free speech republicans when a guy who took action and sent a mob to hang a guy goes after the rhetoric of the other party?
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If you’re a republican and take a shot at someone and miss then sorry pal you are a Republican in name only.
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