Was a good birthday weekend

When the last several Harry Potter books were released, we had midnight book launches attended by millions. Children, in some cases very young, finished these 700 & 800 page books in a single day. And now people are telling me I made it up, that this couldn’t ever have happened.

this reminds me how Bojack Horseman had a skit where the government would literally ban guns than make society safer for women

Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol

“If he wants to pass Trumpcare-for-All, I'm ok with it.. Donald, if you're watching, we'll put your name on it. You get to be the American president who finally guaranteed health care for every single American." @AbdulElSayed to me today, lol. Full intv: zeteo.com/p/abdul-el-sayed-t…

talarico should study ossof & aocs constituent services (some of the best from what i understand) and draw up the juxtaposition between cruz. almost as important as his legislative track record. we cannot lose this seat. if we keep tx the reign of republicanism in the us is over

A kidnapped teenager was finally rescued after using Among Us to get help. The 17-year-old had been held captive for 521 days after being lured into a meeting through Snapchat when she was just 15. Her captor gave her a phone with no mobile data, but she managed to connect to Wi-Fi and play Among Us. She used the chat to contact another player and tell them she had been kidnapped. That player told her mother, who contacted the FBI.

The real architect of the disastrous Iran War has gotten off completely scot free. He deserves to be punished alongside Hegseth - if only anyone knew his name: kenklippenstein.com/p/the-re…

you are sheltering straight cisgendered white men beneath your floorboards, are you not?

Trump After losing Mid Term

Been a rough 24 hours huh

BYE BYE @GregAbbott_TX

do you realize how insane this is? - we can solve crimes - we can locate people who need rescuing - we can expose fake location claims and the gov can spy on us even more :)

NEW from @DropSiteNews by @JSweetLI: Mike Rogers Campaign Spokesperson Is a Registered Foreign Agent for Israel, Documents Show dropsitenews.com/p/mike-roge…

RT @xehawhore: utada hikaru making sanctuary

I can’t get enough

She really going to do lobbying or turn republican

please don’t kill yourself live for the twitter girl you want to fuck

Two Michigan elected officials, both men of color, have come out today sharing how Haley Stevens has personally tried to discredit, vilify, and threaten them. Clearly, this is a pattern for her.