Retired, love it, came back, now passing the knowledge on “It’s our job to shine the light of justice into the darkest corners of criminality”
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Deadpool is right, “Never underestimate a man with a moustache” 👍👍😊😊
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I remember being the standard bearer for my force in Glasgow for the memorial, an incredibly proud and emotional day where hundreds came to remember colleagues, family and friends 🫡🫡
Members of the police family gathered in Belfast on 27 September, to honour around the more than 4,500 officers who have lost their lives on duty. facebook.com/SYPolFed/posts/…
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Just realized this looks like I’m replying to @clumsyoaf33 and I’m not, it was the original w&nker who posted about women being drunk 😱😱
F’off then f’off some more and if you think that’s far enough f’off some more
There is no excuse for rape whatsoever !!!
Maybe make sure she gets back to her hotel safely and has a good nights sleep you misogynistic barstewards !! 🤬👍
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TheMoustacheCop retweeted
Today we remember our wonderful friends who didn’t go home.
Our friends, who turned up and gave their absolute all.
Turned up, and did what most couldn’t or wouldn’t.
God we miss them.
But we’re so proud of everything they did and always will be.
We are the; #ThinBlueLine 🚨
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This is my ringtone 😊😊
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Dog sitting as mums gone to York for a day out with friends, the face of a retired greyhound which has had breakfast , elevenses, couple of treats and is asking if it’s teatime yet 🤣🤣
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Today’s top tip, if you are in a checkout queue at a supermarket get the method of payment ready.
Don’t let the cashier scan it all then start rummaging through your pockets / bags like they’ve just asked you to present a signed picture of Neil Armstrong riding a unicycle !
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Last couple of days there is a lot of experts screaming “but you need a complainant statement”
You are correct, every murder investigation I worked on the first thing we did was break out the ouija board to get one, the signature was a bit tricky though. 🤷♂️
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Last nights tea, hot dogs (the fried onions and mustard are under the dogs so it doesn’t fall off)
Washed down with a gorgeous slice of egg custard from a local bakery
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Friend from work is on a cruise and she did the quiz last night, question was “who would you least like to hear singing a song on the radio”
Cheeky mare put this 😱🤣🤣
Apparently it got them a point and they won the quiz, no idea how as she’s about 8 🤣🤣
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“Oy, we know you are on fire but the terrorists say they are offended at you swearing, we’ve had an email from HR and you are on a disciplinary”
What a f’ing joke
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Sat scrolling through here and talking to mum, she asked what I’m doing, I say I might be meeting the Panda again in the next few months
Show her some of the photos, she says “wish he’d photographed you” 🥹
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Not just satisfied with tripping into a takeaway a certain photographer/ panda is now delivering the bloody stuff 🤣🤣
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Tonight’s tea, another bit of fillet with some new potatoes, carrots and broccoli drizzled with garlic olive oil 😊😊
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Few weeks ago a manger walks into the office and says “a local addiction charity is doing a walk, we’d like to get involved, is anyone interested, they’d like you to wear purple
The team turn and look at me, anyway my purple walking top arrived today, some others are doing it
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