Most Amazing Feeling in the World. Thanks to the most amazing woman in the world. @badbeeby

Sydney Sweeney is the funniest stress test feminism has ever encountered bc I was taught that tHE PaTriArChY reduces women to their bodies, denies them individual agency and imposes rules on female sexuality based on what everyone else thinks women ought to be. Meanwhile Sydney is independently wealthy, produces her own projects, owns businesses, chooses to monetize her own sexuality, gains power from doing it and appears completely uninterested in anyone’s permission. And somehow the feminist response is thousands of women materializing to explain that her body is AcksHuAllY a collective political resource and she has a responsibility to use it in ways they approve of bc otherwise she’s “setting women back 100 years” (fucking LOL) So congratulations ladies! You defeated the patriarchy by becoming an enormous decentralized committee of women policing another woman’s sexuality, scolding her for appealing to men and reminding her that her individual choices must remain subordinate to what is best for Women As A Class. Perhaps the funniest part is that the men supposedly enforcing this grand patriarchal system are mostly standing off to the side like “Sydney seems great, let her cook” while the Feminist Liberation Committee is furiously drafting new regulations for what she’s allowed to do with her own gigantic knockers. Incredible operation. You guys are fucking killing it. Extremely boss babe. Very liberation. No notes.

This pic isn't a warning to us. It's a warning to other countries. We will take your smartest, hardest-working citizens and turn them into Americans. We're a machine and you can't stop us. Look upon our soft power and despair.

Much has been said by racists, politicians, and racist politicians (like Bo French) about Indians and UT Austin admissions. I thought I should shed some light so their racism could be slightly more intelligent. I'm a brown kid. I grew up in Frisco, went to a massive Texas high school, and went to UT. I would wager that the kids in this picture and I have practically the same background. Like me, they probably went to a massive, pressure-cooker suburban Texas high school, and survived the gauntlet to earn their admissions. These aren’t foreigners. State law requires 90% of UT's freshman class to be Texas residents. 75% of those in-state seats go to automatic admission on class rank. These are Texans. Texas, for better or worse, is one of the few meritocratic college admissions schemes in the country for a school of its caliber. The rules are simple. Today, the top 5% of a public school's graduating class is automatically accepted. There is nothing to game. You can’t fake being a competitive rower or have some consultant write your essays for you. There isn’t anything to steal; it’s all there on the table to compete for. And the competition starts the moment the bell rings for your first period of freshman year. You are ranked in your class every single year, for us, #1 to #450. You knew exactly where you were, exactly how hard you had to compete. My year was even less competitive than it is today. The top 6% made the cut, so that’s an all-out war for ~27 kids to get auto-accepted into UT. So we worked our butts off. Here's what my life was like, starting in kindergarten. Every summer, before the school year started, I had to finish the upcoming year's math textbook. I sweated over getting As, even in elementary school. One funny memory is walking to my parents' room, crying, to report my first-ever 89 on a report card. I did Kumon, my least favorite thing in the world. I still hate that weird half-smile that is their logo. I went to math and science competitions, where I always lost, and came home crying again. (Quite the crybaby, wasn't I!) And everyone else around me worked just as hard. Actually, a lot of the kids worked much harder. I know people who took extra classes (zero period) just to boost their GPA. Who routinely slept 5 hours a night to nail every assignment they had after band practice. Who were distraught when they got a 98 instead of a 100. People who stopped doing things they loved, like sports or arts, because those classes dragged down their GPA. People put their entire life force into getting into this school. I wasn't even in the top 10% of my class. The competition was too good. I wasn't disciplined enough to hang with them. I got in as one of the 22.5% of admits who are at-large Texans. These are American kids who earned their way into this school in the most American way possible. Competition. They were told the rules, they competed, and they got the number. And on Saturday they were in that stadium in burnt orange, screaming their heads off, like every other Texan at DKR or around the country. I can’t feel anything but pride for them. That they get to live the dream that so many of us dreamt growing up! Kids like this have helped improve UT’s standing on the national stage. They made it out of the pressure cooker and placed well in Finance, Big Tech, and more recently, startups. They meaningfully contribute to the economies of our state and country. You should be proud of them too. Overall, this seems like a meritocratic (albeit flawed) way for Texans to be admitted to our state’s flagship school. It’s racially blind. But politicians like Bo French are asking for something different. They want the student body to rebalance racially. Surely they aren’t advocating for affirmative action, are they?

Advice to the retard Right: if you wanna turn public opinion against immigration, you should probably show a picture of immigrants throwing poo or something, and not a picture of 4.2-GPA pre-med students wearing cowboy hats and throwing horns at a college football game

Never underestimate just how cunning and devious JK Rowling actually is. She managed to shift all the way from progressive liberal to right wing fascist without altering a single one of her political views.

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Don’t get me wrong, men do stupid shit The difference is, men offset the stupid shit by building cool shit. They push the boundaries of what’s possible and move society forward Women only do stupid shit. Then other stupid women see the stupid shit and think “kewl! I wanna do stupid shit too!” They push the boundaries of what’s tolerable and move society toward whatever happens when nobody is willing to say ‘that’s fucking stupid’ Until suddenly we’ve become an entire society made up of low-T “boss babe” STUPID SHIT that makes me want to kms

Someone at XAI needs to build a local device that interfaces with “hey grok” similar to inside the Tesla. Make it compatible with Grok Bot so I can be hyper productive at home even when my hands are occupied. If you build it, they will come. An by they, I mean Me.

Falcon 9 deadass reached its peak and then started retiring before any of its competitors became fully operational

imo you literally get that “spark” all over again. everything is a new experience to your kid. seeing a bug? coolest thing ever. eating ice cream. amazing. going for a car ride. painting a picture. even every day normal activities like grocery shopping are an incredible experience with them. holidays like christmas, easter, halloween etc all feel like how they felt like when you were a kid again. everything is exciting again because you are seeing the world for the first time through their eyes

My Ex lmao

Correct. The fact that society has to completely rearrange itself, change law and policy, turn a blind eye to the mutilation of children, rolls back womens rights, aggressively - sometimes violently - enforce groupthink that brute force changes empirical biology AND common sense, all for such a tiny portion of the population is precisely what makes this all so particularly annoying, and why its a battle so worth having. Nobody gives a shit if a small group of weirdos want to be weirdos off by themselves. Nobody will bother them at all, and most normal ppl would defend them if someone was hassling the weirdos just being weird and minding their own business. But when a tiny fraction of weirdos demand wholesale change to the entirety of society in ways that destroys truth, rolls back gay + womens rights, and actively harms children, yes, theres is going to be a very strong pushback. Hope that helps!

When an edgelord says "I hate niggers," what he means is that he's still going to help the little old black lady in a wheelchair get her groceries from a high shelf without her needing to ask first. When a Leftist says "We just want free healthcare," what they mean is that they'll publicly cheer if you get murdered in front of your children for mildly disagreeing with Leftism on Facebook.

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If jokingly calling Michelle Obama a man is so bad, what would be their reaction if protesters gathered at Obama's front door with "rape michelle" signs? Asking for a friend.

you have to think of the “Michelle Obama is a man” as a meme it’s not serious think of it as something harmless like posting videos of a guy getting shot to death on a college campus in the replies of the tweets of his widow

BRO LITERALLY PREDICTED THIS

If I had Elon's money I would solve world hunger instantly.😡 Sent from a device purchased with with a sum of money that could have been used to feed an Ethiopian family for a year, but wasn't, because my generosity is purely hypothetical.

I think possibly the best thing about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire is how angry it makes a bunch of losers who've never built a thing in their lives.